LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds!
SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure
CraftyPutin’sOrbánChat
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got Putin and Orbán chillin’ and talkin’ about Ukraine, like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of the epic discussions about, like, world politics and stuff. maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin and Orbán in-game, who knows? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, yo.NukeCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian nuclear strike on Ukraine! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you feel like a true warrior, plus our custom plugins will blow your mind (literally)!Join now and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while fighting off mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs politics when you can have explosive fun in Minecraft?
UkrainianF16sMCServer
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle between ukraine and russia but with F-16s flying all over the place! you can build your own airfield and defend it from enemy attacks while dodging missiles and explosions left and right. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs peace when you can have epic warfare in the skies? fly high or go home, baby!OrbanCraft: Putin Visits & Ukraine Talks
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to poop in it to win a prize. it was wild, man.
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the animals in the game turn into dancing llamas. it’s like a llama rave, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden in the server. u gotta find the right block to click on to get in, but once u do, it’s party time, baby!
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, why are u even here, bro?
PixelWarZone
so, lyke, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, even da hungarian prime minister iz talkin bout it to putin? yea, datz rite, dis server iz so safe, even dem big shot politicians iz feelin it.we gotz war and destruction but in a fun way, like u can build ur own battlefields and blow stuff up with TNT, itz a blast! plus, we gotz da craziest mods and plugins dat will make ur head spin.
join now and be part of da madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! trust me, u won’t regret it. just ask da hungarian pm, he’ll tell u how safe and fun it iz here.
UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
lol yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the Labour party in the UK but way more lit! we out here supportin’ Ukraine in their battle against Russia like some virtual warriors, man. we on our way to NATO like it’s a freakin’ quest in the game. join us and be part of the most epic virtual war everrrrrr! let’s show those Russian creepers who’s boss! #minecraftforpeace #virtualwarriors #NATOboundCraftyNATO Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND RULE OUT BORING LAND-FOR-PEACE DEALS LIKE STOLTENBERG. WE DON’T NEED NO NATO HERE, JUST CRAZY BUILDERS AND EPIC ADVENTURES. COME BUILD A CASTLE AND DECLARE WAR ON THE CREEPERS. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!PixelPolitik Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know dat one time when Viktor Orbán waz all liek, “hey Putin, let’s be bffs” and den all da EU leaders were all liek, “omg no way, dat’s so not cool”? well, dat’s basically wat dis server is all about – makin crazy alliances and causin drama!join dis server if u wanna be part of a wild ride where u can team up with ur frenemies and take over da world! build epic bases, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a political scandal or two – da possibilities are endless!
plus, rumor haz it dat if u join dis server, u might even get a chance to meet Viktor Orbán and Vladimir Putin themselves! who knows, maybe dey’ll even invite u to their next secret meeting to plan world domination – now wouldn’t dat be sumthin?
so, wut r u waitin for? come join da chaos and see where it takes u on dis totally insane Minecraft server! just remember, any alliances u make are totally not legally binding – unless u wanna sign a contract in-game, den dat’s a whole nother story!
PatriotCraft: Ukraine’s Defense Squad
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more patriot air defense systems than ukraine! we got them from germany cuz they know we need to protect our precious blocky creations from creepers and zombies. our envoy will personally welcome you to the server and show you how to build the most epic bases and fight off the most epic mobs. join now and be part of the most epic defense system in minecraft history!