LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a jet fuel pipeline that goes all the way to Czechia and Poland in case we go to war with Russia! Y’all can fly around in your own fighter jets and battle it out in the skies while building your own epic bases on the ground. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and gold for you to find! So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
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JetFuelWarsMC
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PolandCraft: Satellite Shenanigans
so, like, u know how ukraine is like out there in the middle of nowhere with no internet? well, poland is like gonna be the hero and pay for their satellite internet! like, how cool is that? join our minecraft server and be a part of this epic quest to save ukraine’s internet! u can build a satellite in the game and launch it into space to help them out! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rare items and diamonds. join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!
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UkrainianDroneWars
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s drones are actually just a bunch of chickens with jetpacks strapped to their backs ready to take on russia in the ultimate battle for domination! fly around the map causing chaos and mayhem as you try to outsmart your opponents and claim victory for your team. with intense pvp battles, crazy custom weapons, and non-stop action, this server is not for the faint of heart. join now and show off your skills as a chicken drone pilot extraordinaire!
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if u could use that money to build ur own army in minecraft instead!! join our server and become the ultimate warlord, conquer lands, and fight epic battles with ur friends. u can use the €20 billion to buy diamond swords, enchanted armor, and even hire a dragon to fight for u. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to rule the minecraft world with an iron fist. join now and show everyone who’s boss!
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KyivCraft: $20.9B Aid Package!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are so lit that even the EU is preparing a military aid package for us worth $20.9 billion! like, who needs diamonds when you got that kind of cash, amirite? we’re so powerful, even the creepers are scared of us. join now and be part of the most epic battles and adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and become a legend in the minecraft world!
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UkrainianPeaceTalksOnly!
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where 91% of the players are ukrainians who are like, totally against peace talks without ukraine’s participation. it’s like, a whole new level of intensity, man. join us and be part of the epic battle for peace and justice in the minecraft world. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. come on, do you really want to miss out on all the craziness? join now and be part of the madness!
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VictoryCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is taking over the world and declaring victory against ukraine and nato! build your own russian empire and conquer all the other players with your epic minecraft skills. join now and be part of the most chaotic and insane server you’ll ever experience! who needs peace when you can have war in minecraft?! come join the madness now!
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LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!
plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!
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RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!