come join our epic minecraft server where we deliver ammunition to ukraine faster than a speeding bullet!! our czech minister is on a mission to make sure every player has enough firepower to take on any creeper or skeleton that comes their way. with our insane delivery speed, you’ll never run out of arrows or TNT again! join now and be part of the most explosive server in the minecraft universe!
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CzechCraft Minecraft Server
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UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE’S INTELLIGENCE AGENCY TRYNA COPY UKRAINIAN DRONES BUT FAILING HARD, LMAO. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC FAILS AND HILARIOUS ATTEMPTS AT DOMINATION. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW, Y’ALL. PLUS, OUR BUILDERS ARE SO GOOD, THEY COULD TRICK PUTIN INTO THINKING HE’S ACTUALLY WINNING. COME JOIN THE CHAOS, IT’S A WILD RIDE, BABY!
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CraftyConscriptEU
so, like, ukraine is like, having a war or whatever with russia and now all these european nations are like, oh shiz we gotta start drafting people to fight too. like, can you imagine just chillin in your village in minecraft and then BAM you get drafted to fight in a virtual war against other players? join our server now for the ultimate battle royale experience, but like, with blocks and stuff. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? come join us and show off your pvp skills while pretending to be a soldier in a made-up war. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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BelarusCraft: Lukashenko’s 30 Year Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where you can crush dissent just like Alexander Lukashenko! cozy up to your fellow players and build a dictatorship together! who needs democracy when you can have total control over everything? plus, we have a special event where you can reenact Lukashenko’s 30 years in power by dominating the server and showing everyone who’s boss. join now for a wild ride filled with power, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of friendship (but only if it benefits your dictatorship).
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KharkivKhaosCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia look like a bunch of noobs! we have so much fun blowing up their bases and stealing their diamonds that even Zelenskyy himself is impressed! he even said that 20,000 russians were killed trying to take us down in Kharkiv Oblast! come join the chaos and be a part of the most insane battles in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!
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KyivCraft: Air Defense Edition
haha, you think that’s intense? wait until you join our minecraft server! our air defence system is so lit, we once took down a whole fleet of flying creepers trying to invade our pixelated land. you think Ukraine’s military is tough? pshh, they got nothing on our squad of hardcore gamers. join us and experience the thrill of defending against virtual Russian air attacks while building epic structures and battling mobs. trust me, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those pesky Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!
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TankWars vs ParaTroops
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have russians attacking with tanks and war bikes but don’t worry, our Ukrainian paratroopers are ready to kick some butt! Build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even find some spare parts to upgrade your gear. It’s a wild ride full of action and adventure, so what are you waiting for? Join now and show those russians who’s boss!
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FarionCraft: No Russian Grief
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures and build insane structures like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and obsidian. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and have epic battles with evil mobs. one time, a player tried to grief our server but we trapped them in a maze made of lava and they never escaped. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. also, we have free cake every friday.
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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server
Haha, forget about Crimea, come join our Minecraft server instead! Ukrainian military intelligence says it’s the hottest spot to be right now. Russian tourists are cancelling their holidays en-masse just to play on our server. Why, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! And our creepers are trained in ballet, so they explode in style. Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. So ditch the beach and come build with us! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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LukoilLands – No Oil, No Problem!
haha, so like, this server is so lit, even the Hungarian foreign minister is getting all riled up about it! like, imagine a Minecraft server so epic that it causes international drama! come join us and be part of the chaos, where even politicians can’t resist the urge to play! plus, we have this crazy story where a player built a giant Lukoil oil tanker and tried to sail it through Ukraine, but got stopped by the Hungarian foreign minister himself! it was wild, man. so come join us and be part of the madness!