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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a record £4.5 billion aid package for Ukraine like whaaaat. we out here helpin countries and buildin epic bases at the same time. our military support is off the charts, we got diamond swords for days and creepers ain’t got nothin on us. join now and be part of the most epic server ever, where we fight for justice and build the coolest pixel art you’ve ever seen. come join the fun and let’s show the world what we’re made of! -
EuroCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
so, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, u know? like, u can build ur own lil world and make it as crazy as u want. like, wanna build a giant banana house? u can do that here.and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and give out the best loot.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that roam the skies? yeah, they drop diamonds when u feed them cake. it’s insane, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, literally, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Unstoppable Journey
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only way to survive is by joining NATO! we got EU chief diplomat saying Ukraine gotta be part of NATO so u know it’s legit. build ur base, make alliances, and fight off creepers with ur NATO buddies. who needs diamonds when u got the power of a military alliance behind u? join now before Putin tries to grief our server, cuz we all know he’s just a noob who can’t handle our epic PvP skills. NATO FTW! -
PixelPutin’sUkraineVacay
lol wut u doin russia? u cant just go into ukraine like it’s a buffet line at golden corral. but hey, while u wait for russia to figure out what they’re doin, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, even elon musk would be jealous. so come on over and let’s build a world so epic, even the UN will be like “dang, that’s lit.” #peaceoutputin -
CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
so like, u know how the U.S. be all like “nah, we ain’t condemnin’ Russia for the Ukraine war”? well, that’s cuz they too busy playin’ on this EPIC Minecraft server! like, they got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows everywhere. u gotta join this server if u wanna be as cool as the U.S. government, trust me. plus, there’s a secret underground base where they keep all the best loot and stuff. so come on, join now before the U.N. tries to shut it down! -
KronerCraft: Denmark’s Donation
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server. first of all, Denmark just donated like two billion kroner to Ukraine, so u know this server is gonna be lit af. like, we got so much money, we be building diamond houses and riding on golden horses.but wait, there’s more. our server is so crazy, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig and shoot laser beams at other players. it’s like a freakin’ sci-fi movie up in here.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt every time u log on. u never know what u gonna find down there.
so what u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Zelensky’s Heroic Craft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner heroism just like ukraine did against russia! u will be fighting off creepers and zombies like a total boss, just like zelensky praised ukraine for their absolute heroism. join us and be a legend in the minecraft world, show off ur skills and prove u are the ultimate warrior. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the craziest battles and adventures u have ever seen! #minecraft #heroism #epicserver -
CraftyCreeperEU
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have estonia in a wild adventure to get EU to seize russian assets for ukraine! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make your head spin. the players are like warriors, fighting for justice and glory. join us now and be a part of this insane journey! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally bring peace to the land. let’s gooooooo! -
MarchCraft EU Summit
OMG GUYZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an extraordinary summit on EU defense but with BLOCKS. like, we gonna build a fortress to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our shiz. ukraine is gonna be there too, fighting off skeletons and endermen with us. it’s gonna be LIT fam, so come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #blockparty #defendtheeu -
CraftyPutinWarz
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have crazier battles than russia and ukraine! like, two trump officials can’t even agree on who started the war, but we know our battles are way more intense!we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and you can ride them into battle against other players. it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but way more epic!
also, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and fight off creepy mobs. but watch out for the giant spider boss, he’s a real tough cookie!
so, like, join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft battles you’ve ever seen! who needs russia and ukraine when you have us?!
