LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE SETTING UP A MILITARY OFFICE IN RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND INCURSIONS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. BUILD YOUR ARMY OF BLOCKY SOLDIERS AND CONQUER THE LANDS LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. WHO NEEDS DIPLOMACY WHEN YOU CAN JUST SMASH BLOCKS TO VICTORY? COME JOIN US FOR THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S GONNA BE A BLAST!
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UkraineCraft Server: No Incursions Allowed
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KurskCraft: Lukashenko’s Plea for Peace
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking pig named bob!oh ya, did i mention that our server is located in the mystical land of Belarus, where Lukashenko himself plays as a secret character? ya, he’s always urging russia and ukraine to end their war while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? ya, it’s pretty awesome.
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CraftyUkrainianWarriors
lol imagine if ukraine was like “hey russia, can we borrow some sugar? oh and also set up a military office in ur country lol” like wut?? but hey, if u wanna experience some crazy international drama while playing minecraft, then u gotta join our server! we got ukraine setting up shop in russia, who knows what’s next?? maybe the moon will open a taco stand in mars, who knows?? so come join the chaos and see what other wild shenanigans happen on our server!
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BlockyBorderPatrol
so, like, this server is like, so epic that even russia is getting involved, man. like, if you mess with our borders, russia is gonna send in their troops to back us up. how crazy is that? join us and be part of this intense political drama in the minecraft world. who knows what will happen next, maybe aliens will join the server too. come on, don’t miss out on all the action and chaos. join now and be a part of history in the making, dude.
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SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win
hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine army has set up an administrative office in the kursk region!! why, u ask? well, they needed a break from fighting wars and decided to relax by playing minecraft instead. now u can join them in their epic adventures, building bases and fighting off creepers together. who knew war could be so fun in blocky form?! come join the madness now!!
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SudzhaCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge
come join our epic minecraft server where we conquer towns like zelensky conquers russian towns! we have captured the town of sudzha in kursk oblast and now we are unstoppable! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we take over the minecraft world one town at a time. plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
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CraftyCreeperVille
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
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BorderPushersMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!
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KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!