BlockyPolitics: Trump in Blocks!

Trump administration, us foreign policy, International security, troop relocation, US-Hungary ties

Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Server on the Block!

Join us for the most outrageous adventure where blocky dreams come to life and occasionally get smacked by a flying creeper! Here’s why you must dive headfirst into our pixelated wonderland:

Epic Aliens vs. Llamas Showdown: Rumor has it that a rogue group of aliens landed here, mistaking our diamond blocks for intergalactic gold. Now, they’re in a heated battle with our resident llamas over who will reign supreme in blockland! Come pick a side and witness this conflict that transcends time and space—llamas have lasers now, and we’re not kidding!
Potion Brewing with the Platypus King: Ever wanted to brew potions with a royal platypus? Here, you can! The Platypus King, a wise (and slightly sassy) creature, has a secret recipe for a potion that makes your character dance uncontrollably for five minutes. Warning: consequences may include spontaneous breakdancing and an uncontrollable urge to sing sea shanties!
Enderman Dance-Off Competitions: Think you’ve got the moves? Channel your inner Enderman and compete in our legendary Dance-Offs! The prize? A lifetime supply of cake—because who wouldn’t want that? Just be careful not to look in their eyes, or you might just get teleported into a disco rave dimension!
The Great Creeper-Catnap: Have you heard about the Great Creeper-Catnap scandal? Word on the block is that Creepers have secretly formed a cozy knitting circle, making exquisite sweaters for cats. Join our server to unravel the mystery and earn exclusive ‘Knitted Creeper Pride’ armor!
Dragon Roulette: Feeling lucky? Spin the Dragon Roulette where you might either face off against a fire-breathing dragon or end up being gifted a rare enchanted item and then immediately chased by that same dragon! It’s the ultimate gamble—are you brave enough to play?
Teleporting Turtles: Because who needs boring old portals? Our turtles have recently taken up teleportation as a hobby. Join them for a tour of breathtaking locations across the map, but beware! They have a knack for dropping you off in the most absurd places, like the upside-down swamp dimension or a treehouse inhabited by overly dramatic parrots!
Cheese Blocks Are a Thing: Who needs diamonds when you can have cheese blocks? That’s right! Our server is all about culinary creativity and now you can build your empire with cheddar, brie, and the infamous Gouda blocks. Warning: Beware of the Cheese Bandits who aim to steal your cheesy creations!

Join us for an unforgettable Minecraft experience where absolute chaos meets hilarious creativity. This server is your ticket to sheer madness—don’t miss out!

Macron’s Minecraft: Russian Rogues

Russia threat, terrorism in Europe, international relations, global politics, France security

Welcome to The Minecraft Republic of Macron: An Uncanny Continent of Chaos

Ever attempted to mine your way through a geopolitical quagmire? Well, now you can! The server isn’t just a world of blocks—it’s a colossal riddle wrapped in an enigma, dipped in a bucket of chaos.

🚨 SERVER OPENING: A Disturbance in the End Dimension 🚨

Join us on 11/11/2023 and step cautiously into a land where every block may conspire against you!

Reality is optional here, but conspiracy is mandatory!

Foreboding Features of Our Altered Reality

Feature	Description
The Macron Monolith	A towering edifice that pulses with vague threats from the Russian Confederation of Endermen. Are they diplomats or mere spawns? Your guess is as good as your diamond pickaxe!
Transdimensional Turbulence	Experience the unique challenges as you discover that your crafting table might just be the key to international diplomacy… or your demise. “Crafting for Peace” is the new motto!
Unstable Biomes	Traverse through regions where the trees whisper secrets of NATO alliances or erupt into spontaneous chaos, resembling a riot of pixelated sprites! Prepare to question your reality.
Mandatory Parley	You will NEED to tame villagers and convince them that Creepers are actually just misunderstood foreign policy analysts. Can you change their minds? Or will they craft your very own diplomatic meltdown?

Recommendations from Disgruntled Players:

"Is this a server or a never-ending debate? I logged on for blocks, ended up in a political science lecture!" — Anonymous Miner

⚠️ DO YOU DARE? ⚠️

Beware! This server has been banned in 12 countries, but no one knows why! Could the answer lie within the glitched Nether portal?

Conspiratorial Clusters: Uncover the Truth!

Why are the villagers speaking in cryptic proverbs? Because in the world of Macron, every word is a double-edged sword, my friends! Or perhaps, a redstone mechanism gone mad…
Rumors of a Secret Society of Crafters: Whispers say they control the very laneways of trade, ensuring that diamonds are traded at the cost of one emotional breakdown per transaction. Will you join their ranks or defy their whims?

“Features” or “Nightmares”? You Decide:

Bureaucratic Battles: Every time you try to build, a faction from the shadow realm insists on negotiating development permits—only in Creeper speak!
Bridge to Nowhere: Construct a monument on the Server—a bridge that leads to… confusion. Will you face the ominous void or confront your blocky fears of failure?

FAQs That Lead to More Questions:

Q: How do I explain to my grandmother why I’m playing this server? A: Just tell her that Minecraft is part of a larger geopolitical strategy. If she questions your sanity, invite her to join you in our chaotic realm!
Q: Is there actually a Russian threat? A: Reference unavailable… but why not ask the Ender Dragons? They have strong opinions on trade tariffs!

The Last Call to Adventure

Step lightly, my fellow pixelated pioneers! The Minecraft Republic of Macron awaits with its dizzying fabric of intrigue, surprise, and sheer bedlam. Confusion is but a click away—where the only certainty is unpredictability and every corner may yield a brand new absurd reality!

Join us now, and perhaps—just perhaps—you’ll uncover why France is entangled in this chaotic block world!

Will you emerge as the hero of rationality or plunge into the depths of absurdity? Only one way to find out… and it might just require sacrificing a few stacks of cobblestone!

PixelCat SMP – Custom Fun!

Mini Games, Exploration, minecraft server, Economy, PixelCat

PixelCat SMP

Note: This server is not open yet

Custom SMP Server with:

Custom Enchants
Custom End Cities
Dungeons
Mini Games
and much more

pixelcat.mc.gg

Ceilingcat Port

oscultate, Mr. Müller, ceilingcat, surgery clinic, inspection

// Minecraft Server Information

Ceilingcat with port

Dear gamers, hey gamers, the observer noticed a cool Minecraft server called Ceilingcat with port. It’s like a hidden gem waiting to be explored. The server is all about building and surviving in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities.

Join now and embark on an epic adventure with fellow players. Build your dream house, mine for resources, and battle mobs together. With Ceilingcat, the fun never stops!

Get ready to dive into a world of creativity and excitement. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this awesome server. See you there, gamers!

// Minecraft Server Information Ends

ceilingcat.ch

Broomstix Network: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Semi Vanilla, Put a lead on mobs, Protectionstones, Dynmap, FlyOnSundays

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Discord Server	Join Discord
Online In-game Map	View Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes, and player teleportation commands
Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction
Responsive staff and homework help on Discord
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java?	Yes, cross-play is supported without needing a Java account.
Are there any custom gameplay mechanics?	Yes, there are custom enchantments and protection systems in place.
How can I teleport my mobs?	Simply put a lead on them to teleport mobs.

CeilingCat’s Den

Survival, Minecraft, Sandbox, Exploration, ONLINE

// Minecraft Server Information //

Username: ceilingcat

Description: Just some test, just some test, just some test, just some test, just some test, just some test, just some test, just some test, just some test, just some test.

m.ceilingcat.ch

Ultimate Factions Warfare – WestWood PvP Server

WARFARE, Rewards, Factions, battlefield, control

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Classic & Competitive Factions, Daily KotH Events, Raiding Outpost Rewards, Crates, Ranks, and More!
Gameplay Mechanics	Build empires, raid enemies, dominate the battlefield, fight for control over King of the Hill (KotH), conquer Raiding Outposts, prove strength in intense PvP battles
Community Aspects	Active Discord server for communication and community engagement
IP	Westwood.cloud
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	WestWood is a competitive factions server where players can build empires, raid enemies, and engage in intense PvP battles.
Are there daily events?	Yes, there are daily King of the Hill (KotH) events for players to participate in.
How can I join the Discord server?	Simply click on the provided Discord link to join our server and connect with the community.

KykySmp Mountain Survival

insulting, Farm, Mountains, SETTLEMENT, Cheating

KykySmp

Kykysmp – Information Kykysmp is a cool French server where you survive in a world with big mountains. It’s kinda weird but fun!

KYKYSMP – Rules / Advice

No breaking stuff
No cheating
No being mean in chat
Don’t steal
Ask an admin if you wanna make a farm

Join KykySmp for a chill time! 🌲🏔️🌲

kykysmp.hosterfy.eu

Hero Earth SMP – PlayHeroMC

Solo, device, Experience, earth smp, bedrock

PlayHeroMC

PlayHeroMC is a cool multiplayer server that gives you a fun Earth SMP adventure! Join PlayHeroMC for free on Java or Bedrock with pals or alone on any gadget!

org.playheromc.com

Ticocraft Core Wars

Server, PTC, destroy enemy., Protect The Core, Minecraft

Ticocraft

Ticocraft is the official Protect The Core (PTC) server. It’s a cool team game where you gotta protect your core and wreck the enemy’s. Have fun playing!

mc.ticocraft.com

Eastern Europe Stability

Welcome to The Minecraft Republic of Macron: An Uncanny Continent of Chaos

🚨 SERVER OPENING: A Disturbance in the End Dimension 🚨

Foreboding Features of Our Altered Reality

Recommendations from Disgruntled Players:

⚠️ DO YOU DARE? ⚠️

Conspiratorial Clusters: Uncover the Truth!

“Features” or “Nightmares”? You Decide:

FAQs That Lead to More Questions:

The Last Call to Adventure

Minecraft Server Overview

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FAQ:

Minecraft Server Overview

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