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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8358 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 56 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Votes: | 9838 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).