we promise endless fun and adventure as you defend our borders with your mad building skills. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure waiting for you to discover.
join now and be part of the most epic border patrol team in minecraft history! who needs EU funds when you have us?!
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?
So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!
join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.
plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.
so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!
A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!
Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!
| Shopping District | Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store! |
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| Spooky Vibes | Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner. |
| Safe & Sound | We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect. |
| Explore Easily | Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation! |
| Plan on Staying? | Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon! |
Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided. |
| Is there an age requirement? | Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above. |
| Can I build in the shopping district? | Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district. |
| How can I participate in the Halloween base contest? | Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates! |
With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.
But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!