Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

Abilities, armor stands, Boss, Bosses, Community, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchants, eventful, Fights, Fishing, FURNACES, gameplay mechanics, HahaHexArchon, Items, Meet, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Pets, Quests, Rollbacks, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Stats, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2304	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

Community voice & transparency	We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles	Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
Trust & respect	We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
Dedicated updates	We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

BurgerCraft, Centre of Israel, Conflict, defense system, Defensive Coalition, Hits, intercepted, international relations, Iron Dome, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, national security, nothingburger, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Southern Israel, united states, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Votes:	9160	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	945791	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

argentina, Competition, decision, Disappointment, el bencho, football, LAUGH, lautardo, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Players, Potential, regret, selection, serie a, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, TEAM, Thread, top scorer

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

PramQueueSkipperAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, baby, browsing, busy, cex, Customer, Employee, Interaction, line, Mother, pram, PramQueueSkipperAITAH, Queue, second hand shop, Seething, shopping centre, skipping, transaction, uk, Waiting

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	516311	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Farms Harvested:	596
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

CraftyCreeperCraziness

Absurd, asinine, Baffling, CraftyCreeperCraziness, disbelief, dumb, far-fetched, foolishness, idiocy, ignorance, illogical, irrational, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

arms control, arms trade, artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, NorthKoreanArtillery, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons, Western intelligence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, iran, Israel, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strike, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, preemptive strike, presidential directive, Quest, security threat, trump, Trumps, united states, Urgent, war strategy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	6175
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8588	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Nightmare Toys Transform

1980s, action figures, Challenges, childhood memories, Collectibles, creativity, design, Engineering, first, iconic, imagination, Nightmare, Nostalgia, Retro, Robots, toy designers, toy industry, Toys, transform, transformers, vintage

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

Misinfo MasterCraft

Behavior, CONSERVATIVE, digital communication, fake news, information dissemination, information sharing, liberal, mastercraft, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation sharing, misinformation volume, online behavior, political beliefs, political bias, Politics, research, sharing, social media, study, uk, US

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4042
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

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