Egg-cessive Bunny’s Minecraft SMP

Bunnys, chocolate eggs, Easter 2023, easter bunny, Easter celebrations, Easter customs, Easter decorations, easter egg hunt, Easter fun, Easter gifts, Easter questions, Easter surprises, Easter traditions, Eggcessive, eggs, expensive eggs, family activities, festive treats, hidden Easter eggs, holiday expenses, Minecraft, price of eggs, seasonal spending, smp

Yo, listen up, fellow Noobs and Blockheads! 🤪 Are you tired of boring SMPs where the biggest scandal is someone forgetting to water their pixelated crops? Well, here we are, your one-stop destination for Minecraft madness! Like, seriously, if you’re not here, what are you even doing with your life??

First of all, eggs are TOO EXPENSIVE, okay?! Like, why are they charging us, like, 5 diamond blocks for an egg?! What is the Easter Bunny hiding this year? I bet it’s a secret military-grade egg that can spawn dragons or, like, make you rich or something! We NEED to uncover this conspiracy! 🐉💰

And get this, last week I saw a zombie riding a chicken in full diamond armor – they were BRO! I’m not joking! Like what even is the meaning of life if NOT to witness such glorious champy shenanigans?! I feel like the Easter Bunny might be behind their partnership! They made a video on TikTok that went viral, but the TikTok is cursed, and now you have to join our SMP to watch it without turning into an Enderman! (Trust me, no one wants that.)

Plus, once you jump into the chaos, you’ll be part of elite quests like “Defeat the Overly Dramatic Creeper” who, like, cries every time you say “kaboom.” He just wants friends, but nobody gets him, ya know? It’s like super deep, dude. 🤔

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Legendary Golden Apples that are said to give you the power to build a throne of STONE, covered in THE STONIEST OF STONES!!! Yes, that’s a real thing! 🏰 I heard the last guy who built it ended up ruling over the kingdom of Blocktopia where all the chickens wear sunglasses and throw parties every Saturday! 🐔😎

Listen up, every 32nd Sunday, a portal opens during a thunderstorm (trust me, we’ve totally calculated this), and it leads to the Nether but it’s populated by sentient potatoes that give you advice on life. SPOILER: It’s mostly about carbs. Who wouldn’t want that?!

And if you don’t join, well, there’s a HIGH chance you might accidentally open a dimension where the Block God is just your old gym teacher yelling at you for skipping class! 😂 Don’t let that happen, fam. Jump in with us, and let’s create glorious memes and epic stories!

In conclusion, if you don’t join this absolutely bonkers SMP, you’ll basically be missing out on LIFE itself. So bring your weirdest skins, your baffling ideas, and let’s make some pixelated HISTORY, boys and girls! Who’s in? LET’S GO! 🍕🕹️

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Revenge

border tensions, Conflict, control, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical issues, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military presence, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

haha come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 92 settlements in russia’s kursk region!! why u ask? well, because our players are so good at pvp that they took over russia in minecraft, duh! u can join the fight and help ukraine expand their empire, or u can just build a giant potato farm, whatever floats ur boat. come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a world war in minecraft, who knows?? haha join now before putin logs on and tries to take back kursk!!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
UrinalNeighborParking

bathroom, CAR, common courtesy, consideration, driveway, Etiquette, etiquette violation, House, Manners, neighborly behavior, neighbors, Parking, parking etiquette, parking habits, personal space, Respect, rules, social awareness, social norms, urinal, UrinalNeighborParking

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where parking your car in front of someone else’s house is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We embrace the chaos and the drama of blocking driveways and causing mayhem in the neighborhood.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a wild player parks their car right in front of your door, blocking your entrance. Will you confront them? Will you retaliate by parking your own car in front of their house? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Urinal Wars mini-game, where players compete to see who can choose the urinal right next to someone else the most times without getting punched in the face. It’s a game of skill, strategy, and bladder control.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of parking wars and urinal battles like never before! Who needs rules when you have chaos?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters

Attitudes, Behavior, benevolent sexism, Cheaters, CHIVALROUS, ChivalrousCraft, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, hostile sexism, infidelity risk, Men, patronizing views, Perception, Predictors, Psychology, relationships, research, sexism, societal norms, Spotting, study, trust issues, Women

yo, do u wanna join a minecraft server where benevolently sexist men are the key to success? yea, u heard me right. these dudes may seem all chivalrous and stuff, but they actually be cheatin’ on u left and right. it’s like a soap opera up in here, drama for days. come join the madness and see if u can survive the treacherous world of minecraft with these shady characters. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Warped SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure that even Hermitcraft is Jealous of! Whitelist required, sorry youngsters!

Adventure, building, collaboration, Community, Crafting, Datapacks, Events, Exploration, Fabric, hermitcraft, jealous, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, required, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, warped, Whitelist, youngsters

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us: Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information: The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run.

Latest Update: The server has just updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to join.

Helpful Links:
Discord Invite: Join Here
Instagram Account: Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience: We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Community: We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect: Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum.

How To Join: Join our Discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.
Is the server modded?	No, we only use quality-of-life datapacks to enhance the vanilla experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed, but only in agreed-upon areas or events. We promote a friendly and respectful community.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages, as long as they adhere to our community guidelines.

Easter gifts

Egg-cessive Bunny’s Minecraft SMP

KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Revenge

UrinalNeighborParking

ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters

Warped SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure that even Hermitcraft is Jealous of! Whitelist required, sorry youngsters!

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions