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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4687 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1102 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7637 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government and the only way to defeat it is by wearing a tinfoil hat while singing the national anthem backwards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
