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RoganCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

CraftyCash: Build a Blocky Empire

blocky, BUILD, CraftyCash, Empire

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

If you had access to $5 million, you could join our Minecraft server and build a diamond palace so big that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! You could hire a team of villagers to mine for you while you sit back and sip on golden apple juice. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the server! So come join us and turn that $5 million into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AirForceFiredByZelenskyy

air force chief, AirForceFiredByZelenskyy, Armed Forces, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, decision, Defense, dismissal, Fires, Government, leadership, Military, military shakeup, Political, president, SECURITY, TURMOIL, Ukraine, ukraine news, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so dis server is like da wildest ride of ur life, like u aint never seen nothin like it befo. we got creepers doin backflips, skeletons breakdancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide. u wanna join dis server cuz u gonna be laughin ur butt off da whole time, like seriously, u gonna need to wear a diaper cuz u gonna be peein from laughin so hard. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but watch out for da lava pit cuz it be hotter than a jalapeno pepper. so come join us on dis crazy ride, and remember, always keep ur pickaxe handy and ur sense of humor even handier.

HeartCrafters

3D printed Band-Aid, 3d printing, Cardiac Care, cardiovascular health, elastic material, heart defects, heart health, heart repair., heart surgery, heart treatment, HeartCrafters, innovative technology, joint durability, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, medical technology, patient-specific, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, tissue engineering

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

hey u, ya u, ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a band-aid for ur heart? well, guess what, we got u covered! our server is like a 3D printing miracle, elastic enough to handle ur heart’s beating, tough enough for ur joints, and customizable to fit ur every need.

join us and experience the craziest adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

we also have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the insanity begin!

REBORN — ORIGINS: Where Minecraft meets the afterlife, now with extra fabric softener!

After Life inspired, Afterlife, Better End, Better Nether, Chipped, Community, easy emerald tools, Empires, Empires inspired, EXTRA, Fabric, HANDCRAFTED, Important Datapacks, Industries, jei, meets, Minecraft, Origins, reborn, semi-roleplaying, server details, smp, softener, Towns, Woodwalkers, world-building, Worldmaps

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Reborn Origins Minecraft Server

Server Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mods	60+ mods, including extra origins and mods from After Life
Datapacks	Worldmaps, Chipped, Better End, Better Nether, Easy Emerald Tools and More, Handcrafted, JEI, Woodwalkers

Overview:

Reborn Origins is a Minecraft server where players can choose origins, create lore and build empires with a semi roleplay twist. Player death results in a new origin, creating dynamic gameplay.

The community is welcoming and encourages players to make friends, create towns and industries, and explore the vast possibilities of the server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version does the server run on?	Fabric 1.20.1
How many mods are there on the server?	60+ mods, including extra origins and mods from After Life
What are some important datapacks on the server?	Worldmaps, Chipped, Better End, Better Nether, Easy Emerald Tools and More, Handcrafted, JEI, Woodwalkers

For more in-depth information, join our Discord server.

BulbaCraft Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Anime, BulbaCraft, bulbasaur, Charmander, childhood memories, cute Pokemon, favorite Pokémon, first Pokemon, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, grass type, kanto region, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pocket monsters, pokemon, pokemon red and blue, pokemon trainer, Server, squirtle, Starter Pokémon, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	848
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you cool cats and kittens (Carole Baskin approved)! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so epic, even the Ender Dragon bowed down to it. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted magical powers that allow you to ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Not to mention, every player gets their own personal Bulbasaur companion to help them on their epic quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Break it and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: BussyCraft

Bussy, BussyCraft, long tail tag, Minecraft, mmm, mmm bussy, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and dance the night away. The creepers are trained to do backflips and the chickens can breakdance like pros. And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But that’s not all – we have a special event every week where players have to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying pigs. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a giant floating island in the sky? Yeah, we don’t mess around with boring old ground-level gameplay.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen. And I do mean anything.

FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

AITAH, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family living arrangements, Family Support, fiancé’s family, FiancésGoneWild, house guests, kicking out, Minecraft, overstepping boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, relationship strain, Server, setting boundaries, special needs, therapy session, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

CompliMentor SMP

Admiration, appealing, Captivating, charming, Compliment, complimentary, CompliMentor, Creative, delightful, encouraging, Engaging, flattering, flattery, INTERESTING, Intriguing, original, positive feedback, praise, smp, thoughtful, Unique, Uplifting

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	106
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	146680
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!