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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3597 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7341 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. You gotta join because, like, we have this secret underground lab where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And, like, if you find the golden chicken, you get a free unicorn mount to ride around on. Plus, our server is so lit that even aliens from outer space come to hang out and play Minecraft with us. And, like, did I mention that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a wave of his wand? So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!
