lol come join our epic minecraft server where we launch more missiles than North Korea! we got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, just like a ballistic missile! join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Japan is shooketh by our mad skills, so you know it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are you waiting for? launch yourself into our server and let the madness begin!
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KimJongCraft
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Cable Crush Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.
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Redstone Revolution
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CHICKENS THAT CAN DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY LIKE SUPERMAN. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE SO YOU CAN EAT THEM WHILE YOU MINE. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT HISTORY!
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BabyBoomCraft
LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the birthrate in Korea rebounding after 9 years! u know u wanna be part of dis epic comeback story! come build ur own virtual baby boom with us, where the only limit is ur imagination! we got crazy challenges, like trying to raise a virtual family of 10 kids in one tiny virtual house! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Korea’s birthrate going up up up! so come join us and be part of dis epic rebirth, where anything is possible!
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DefendTaiwan2021
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!
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TaiwanCraft – Unite & Mine!
So, liek, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, man. We got dragons flyin’ around, breathin’ fire and stuff. And, get dis, we got a secret underground city where all da villagers are actually aliens in disguise! It’s cray cray, I tell ya.But wait, there’s more! We also got a haunted forest where if u chop down a tree, it screams like a banshee. And, get dis, if u dig deep enough, u might just find a portal to another dimension where cows talk and pigs fly. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention we have a giant lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies to the Minecraft gods? Yeah, it’s pretty metal. So, what are u waiting for? Join dis server now and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!
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XiCraft: Taiwan Unite!
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of something epic, like xi jinping level epic. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together by our amazing community.also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.
oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.
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NukeCraftInvasion
so, like, u know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, right? well, on this server, we take it to a whole new level! imagine a world where russia is plotting attacks on nuclear power plants and civilian infrastructure in japan and south korea, but in minecraft form! join us and be part of the chaos as we build, destroy, and conquer in the name of mother russia! who needs world domination when you can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of vodka. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
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TaiwanCraft: Hypersonic Missiles!
lol this server is like taiwan building hypersonic missiles that can hit beijing but in minecraft form! come join us for some epic pvp battles and crazy adventures. we have secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers. you never know what you’ll find in our world, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!
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KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!
come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)