so this server is like if north korea decided to build roads and walls inside the DMZ but instead of real life it’s in minecraft and instead of political tension it’s all about building the craziest structures and trolling your friends. join us for a wild ride through the virtual DMZ where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. come build your own road to nowhere or wall off your enemies in the most epic game of minecraft you’ve ever played. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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DMZ Roadblocks Minecraft Server
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CraftyCommiesMC
hey u, yeah u, do u like explosions? do u like chaos? well then u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got more artillery shells than north korea sent to russia! imagine the epic battles u can have with all that firepower, it’s gonna be lit af!we got crazy events like the great tnt war where u can blow up ur enemies to bits and claim victory! and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, we got creepers on steroids and zombie pigmen riding giant spiders, it’s a total nightmare but in a fun way!
plus, our community is the best, we’re all a bunch of loony tunes who love to prank each other and have a good time. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret 😉
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ShellShockCraft
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND STUFF. WE GOT ARTILLERY SHELLS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CONFETTI AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY. NORTH KOREA BE SENDING SHIZ TO RUSSIA LIKE IT’S A MAIL ORDER BRIDE. COME JOIN US AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE MADNESS. MAYBE U’LL EVEN GET TO RIDE A CREEPER INTO BATTLE. YOLO, AMIRITE?!
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u ever wanted to experience the thrill of dodging 5 million artillery shells while playing minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz on this server, that’s exactly what u get to do! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the madness. plus, who doesn’t wanna say they’ve been attacked by north korea while playing a blocky game? come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to come out on top!
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KoreaCraft Server: Putin’s Next Stop!
so, like, u know how putin is, like, this big shot dude in russia? well, guess what, he’s gonna visit north korea soon! like, can u imagine the chaos that’s gonna happen when he rolls up in his fancy car? it’s gonna be like a party up in there, with all the world leaders trying to get a piece of the action. but, like, u know what’s even crazier? there’s this minecraft server that’s, like, so lit, that putin himself wants to join! yeah, u heard me right, putin is gonna be mining and building with us in no time. so, like, if u wanna hang out with putin and other world leaders in minecraft, u gotta join this server ASAP! trust me, it’s gonna be the most epic thing ever!
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Kim’s Craft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Kim Jong-un and Putin are besties? Yeah, you heard me right! They be building pixel art of each other’s faces and declaring world domination in the virtual world. Join us and witness the epic bromance between these two dictators as they plan their next visit to the server. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get into next? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!
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BorderPatrolCraft
lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.
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Kim’s Trash Balloon Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have more trash balloons than north korea! kim’s sister is warning of ‘new counteraction’, but we’re too busy building epic castles and battling creepers to care! plus, our server is so lit, even kim jong un would want to join (if he knew how to play minecraft, that is). so come on over and let’s show north korea who the real minecraft masters are!
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KimJongGoneCraft
so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions, mate. imagine a world where chinese military is harassing dutch warships while trying to enforce UN sanctions on north korea. now picture yourself in the middle of all that chaos, building your own empire and fighting off crazy mobs with your trusty diamond sword.join this server if you want to experience the thrill of international conflict mixed with the peaceful vibes of minecraft. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground base where all the world leaders are hiding out, plotting their next move.
so what are you waiting for? hop on this server and let the madness begin. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of this crazy minecraft world.
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TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!