yo, dis server be so lit dat even da US military be droppin airstrikes on dem Islamic State fools in Somalia just to get a piece of da action! join us and be part of da most epic battles in Minecraft history. we got crazy mods dat let you ride dragons and shoot lasers outta yo eyes. plus, every time you respawn, you get a free pizza delivered to yo door. ain’t no other server doin’ it like us, so come on and join da madness!
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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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BeachBlockMassacre
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where 32 people are getting killed on a beach in somalia like wtf is even happening there???? on our server, the only thing getting killed is creepers and zombies and u can build ur own beach resort without the fear of getting attacked by terrorists. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life threats like crazy beach attackers or killer clowns. so come join us and leave the real world behind for some good old minecraft fun!
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JubbalandJokers Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we slay dragons and build castles like bosses. we got more action than a somali government raid on al-shabab militants, foiling their terror attack like it’s nobody’s business. join us and be a hero in the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies like a true warrior. plus, we have the best loot and the dankest memes around. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!
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ChimpChatCraft
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got chimpanzees communicatin’ like humans up in dis bih! imagine talkin’ to a chimp while buildin’ ur epic castle, they be throwin’ gestures like nobody’s business. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft communication, fam. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda wildness anywhere else, so come join da fun and get ready for some serious monkey business! 🐒🤪 #chimpinainteasy #minecraftmadness
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SudanSurvivalCraft
come join our minecraft server where there is a very real risk of mass starvation! but don’t worry, it’s all just a fun game, no actual hunger involved! build your own food empire and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your crops. who needs real life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world? join now and let the hunger games begin!