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CraftyCreeperz
happiness in the small stuff, overlooked reasons to be happy, finding joy in small things, unnoticed sources of joy, finding happiness in unexpected placesLooking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not even the best part – they also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy clouds? So come join us and experience the easily overlooked happiness that awaits you on our server! -
BlockBusterCraft
Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!
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Schrodinger’s Amazon Account
haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.
if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.
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Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft
Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby! -
EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server
Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.
Our server is equipped with:
Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape
Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres
Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!
See you in the game! ⚔️
mc.europlayzone.eu
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Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.
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CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.
So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality
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DocBlockDaycare
Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead? -
BrainPowerVSWill SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?
So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!
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TrustCraft: Love Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?