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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9953 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Farms Harvested: | 919 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 589750 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!