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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9427 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.
