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BlockyShrinkNeeded

anxiety, BlockyShrinkNeeded, coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, emotional distress, emotional stability, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Mental well-being, Professional help, seeking help, seeking treatment, self-care, signs of needing therapy, stress, Support, Therapy, therapy benefits

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you constantly building dirt houses in Minecraft because you have an irrational fear of creepers blowing up your fancy builds? Do you spend hours mining for diamonds only to accidentally fall into lava and lose everything? Do you find yourself talking to your virtual Minecraft pets more than you do to real people? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you definitely need therapy. But instead of seeking professional help, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our therapy sessions involve battling zombie hordes, exploring mystical realms, and unleashing your creativity in ways you never thought possible. So come join us and let’s mine our way to mental health together!

CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister

Campaign, Canada, Canadian economy, Canadian politics, Central Banker, CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister, economic policy, election, Federal Election, future leader, Government, interview, jon stewart, leadership, Mark Carney, political ambitions, political commentary, Politics, Potential Candidate, prime minister, public office

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
New Chunks Explored:	753174	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? mark carney, the dude who used to be all about money and stuff, well he’s like, “hey, i wanna be the prime minister of canada now.” and he pretty much said it in an interview with jon stewart, like, no big deal.

but, like, here’s the thing, if you join our minecraft server, you can be part of mark carney’s campaign team! you can help him build a virtual canada where everyone is happy and there’s free diamonds for everyone! plus, if you join now, you get a special diamond pickaxe with mark carney’s face on it! how cool is that?

so, like, come join our server and help mark carney become the next prime minister of canada! who needs real politics when you can have minecraft politics, amirite?

Strong Love Connections

Connections, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Human Behavior, lifetime sexual partners, long-term relationships, love, MATE SELECTION, mating strategies, Men, muscle mass, partner preferences, Physical fitness, physical strength, reproductive success, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, Social Relationships, STRONG, upper body strength, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	62	Crops Grown:	7262
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Yo, so like, if you wanna flex your muscles and get all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge), then you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! We got all the tools and resources to help you level up your physical strength and sexual prowess in the virtual world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you come across a group of creepers. Instead of running away like a wimp, you flex your upper body strength and take them down like a boss. The ladies (or dudes) will be lining up to join your team, trust me.

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll have access to exclusive long-term relationship quests. Complete them and you’ll unlock special perks like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server to find your soulmate, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate alpha player in the Minecraft universe. Your muscles and your love life will thank you later.

Meltx mc

Adventure, bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, Community Focused, Economy, Fun, gameplay, home slots, java, Journey, LifeSteal, No Grief, Plugins, prefixes, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, smp, Version 1.21., Voting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Farms Harvested:	379

Java IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679 Bedrock IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679

Version: 1.21+

Welcome to MeltxMC, an exceptional server celebrated for its outstanding community-focused gameplay. We’re a relaxed, no-grief, economy-driven SMP server that places community and fun above all else. Running on version 1.21+, the server warmly welcomes both Java and Bedrock players to join in the adventure!

We feature a range of plugins designed to enrich your gameplay experience while maintaining the classic Minecraft essence.

Support the server by voting to earn free ranks, unlocking perks like extra home slots, unique prefixes, chest shops, and other exciting rewards!

So grab a seat, get comfortable, and join us for an unforgettable journey with MeltxMC!

play.meltxmc.fun:25679

Pixel Miner

Adventure, building, cells, Community, competitive, Custom Enchants, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, Milestones, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixel Miner, Prison, prison server, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3043
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Prison server with custom enchants, your own private mines, cells, milestones, ranks and much more! Come join us and claim your top spot amongst other players.

play.pixelminer.org

CompCraft

Claims, Community, CompCraft, Custom, Dinosaur, Discord, Dungeons, Fossils, free, Grief, grind, Mechanics, MONEY, Protection, PvE, Ranks, RARES, Redstone, Server, smp, Staff, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Features:
Server Name:	CompCraft – A Minecraft Survival Server!
IP Address:	play.compcraft.org
Dinosaur Fossils 🦕	Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰	Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓	Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️	PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

Overview:

On Compcraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with redstone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord:

Join our Discord server here

FAQ:

How do I get started on the server?

Upon logging in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory to help you get started.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to our Discord server or in-game guidelines for the server rules.

Can I protect my builds from griefing?

Yes, the server offers claims and grief protection to help safeguard your creations.

Is PVP allowed on the server?

Yes, PVP and PVE are both available on the server for those who enjoy that gameplay style.

Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features like dinosaur fossils, over world dungeons, custom rares, and more.

How can I rank up on the server?

There are free ranks available on the server that you can progress through by playing and contributing to the community.

Whimper Bang Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, anticlimactic, Bang, Conclusion, Craft, DISAPPOINTING, End.., Fade Away, feeble, lackluster, long tail, not a bang, not a whimper, out, Quiet, underwhelming, Uneventful, unimpressive, unremarkable, Unsatisfying, Weak, WHIMPER

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	207424
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Like, forget about those boring servers that go out with a bang, we go out with a whimper! It’s like, so mysterious and intriguing, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for some crazy adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those, am I right?). We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bang when you can have a whimper? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

SnowBros Minecraft Server

back injury, driveway maintenance, driveway responsibility, elderly neighbor, excessive shoveling, guilt tripping, Hoa, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborhood conflict, NextDoor, remote work, Server, shared driveway, shared expenses, snow clearing, snow removal, snow removal service, snow shoveling, SnowBros, SnowStorm, street parking, winter weather

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Join our server for some neighborly drama that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief!

Picture this: you move into a shared Minecraft world with three other players. One player, let’s call him Bill, is obsessed with snow removal. He’s out there every hour clearing his section of the driveway, while you’re just trying to build your dream house in peace.

But when a massive snowstorm hits, Bill expects you to drop everything and help shovel. You try to be a good neighbor and hire a snow removal service, but Bill insists on doing it himself. And when it comes time to pay up, he claims he already paid you in “labor” – what a character!

Join our server for non-stop snow shoveling drama, passive-aggressive emails, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Come join the chaos today!

ThesisCraftersUnited

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Accountability, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Committee, consequences, criticism, Decision making, Ethics, Graduation, Honesty, International, proof, rejection, relationship, Revenge, Thesis, thesis writing, ThesisCraftersUnited, undergrad program

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic integrity and thesis writing skills above all else! Join us and show off your thesis-writing prowess to graduate from our virtual university of blocky brilliance.

But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our pixelated world. Just like the player who wrote their ex’s thesis and is now contemplating revenge by exposing their lack of contribution. Will you be the hero who saves the day by uncovering the truth, or will you join forces with the ex in a desperate attempt to cover up their academic deception?

Either way, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and uncover scandalous secrets in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BroLendNoGo – Minecraft Server

accusations, aita, BroLendNoGo, brother-in-law, documents processing, Family Support, financial responsibility, hard no, Help, job disagreement, Job Search, lending money, material things, Minecraft, money worries, postpartum depression, Server, slacking off, stay at home husband, STRIVE, Termination, work promotion

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of postpartum depression and workplace drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without any judgment.

We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.

And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!