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  • ZelenskyCraft – Mine Rare Earths!

    ZelenskyCraft – Mine Rare Earths!
    so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, rare earth minerals from ukraine or something. president zelensky himself was like, nah bro, i ain’t accepting that deal. but, like, we got it for you on our server, so you gotta join, man.

    imagine mining for diamonds and then stumbling upon some rare earth minerals from ukraine. like, that’s some next level stuff, bro. you won’t find that on any other server, i swear.

    plus, the stories on this server are wild, man. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with rare earth minerals and had to battle a dragon to claim it. like, how insane is that, dude?

    so, yeah, join our server for the craziest adventures and the rarest loot you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

    Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future
    LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

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  • Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

    Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

    we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

    oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

    so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

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  • Breach Earth’s Planetary Boundaries

    Breach Earth’s Planetary Boundaries
    lol imagine if the earth was like a minecraft server and we breached seven out of nine planetary boundaries like oopsies sorry not sorry 😂 join our server where we break all the rules and have a blast destroying the environment together! we have crazy events like lava surfing and creeper rodeos, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here, so come join us for some chaotic fun on our server! 🌍🔥💥 #minecraftmadness #planetdestroyers #herobrinehangout

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  • MapleCraft: No Rare Earths Allowed!

    MapleCraft: No Rare Earths Allowed!
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BLOCKIN CHINESE RARE EARTHS LIKE CANADA BLOCKIN DAT DEAL, TRUDEAU STYLE! WE BE CRACKIN DOWN ON DEM BLOCKS, AINT NO RARE EARTHS GETTIN THROUGH HERE! COME JOIN DA FUN, BUILD A FORTRESS MADE OF RARE EARTHS AND WATCH US CRACK IT DOWN LIKE TRUDEAU! #BLOCKPARTY #RAREEARTHSARELAME #TRUDEAUWHO?

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