Earths MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ZelenskyCraft – Mine Rare Earths!

Deal, Ukraine, source, ZelenskyCraft, Diplomatic

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, rare earth minerals from ukraine or something. president zelensky himself was like, nah bro, i ain’t accepting that deal. but, like, we got it for you on our server, so you gotta join, man.

imagine mining for diamonds and then stumbling upon some rare earth minerals from ukraine. like, that’s some next level stuff, bro. you won’t find that on any other server, i swear.

plus, the stories on this server are wild, man. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with rare earth minerals and had to battle a dragon to claim it. like, how insane is that, dude?

so, yeah, join our server for the craziest adventures and the rarest loot you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

human population, ecological balance, Livestock, environmental crisis, climate change

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

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Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

Earth science, earth’s crust analysis, Server, Earth’s surface, earth crust

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

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Breach Earth’s Planetary Boundaries

Breach, Environment, #sustainability, Pollution, Planetary Boundaries

lol imagine if the earth was like a minecraft server and we breached seven out of nine planetary boundaries like oopsies sorry not sorry 😂 join our server where we break all the rules and have a blast destroying the environment together! we have crazy events like lava surfing and creeper rodeos, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here, so come join us for some chaotic fun on our server! 🌍🔥💥 #minecraftmadness #planetdestroyers #herobrinehangout

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MapleCraft: No Rare Earths Allowed!

Deal, Canada, global market, BNN Bloomberg, political tensions

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BLOCKIN CHINESE RARE EARTHS LIKE CANADA BLOCKIN DAT DEAL, TRUDEAU STYLE! WE BE CRACKIN DOWN ON DEM BLOCKS, AINT NO RARE EARTHS GETTIN THROUGH HERE! COME JOIN DA FUN, BUILD A FORTRESS MADE OF RARE EARTHS AND WATCH US CRACK IT DOWN LIKE TRUDEAU! #BLOCKPARTY #RAREEARTHSARELAME #TRUDEAUWHO?

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Earth’s Most Overrated Minecraft Server

Irrelevant, overrated country, Minecraft, stolen inventions, dystopian hellscape

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the dystopian hellscape of the most overrated country on Earth! Join us and leave behind the tofu-dreg cities covered in neon lighting and advertising.

On our server, you can build your own epic creations without worrying about working in a cubicle or living in a tiny apartment. Say goodbye to living perpetually alone and hello to a community of fellow players who share your love for Minecraft.

Forget about stealing from China and White people, on our server, you can invent anything your heart desires. From towering castles to underground lairs, the possibilities are endless.

Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs anime and western gibs when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Don’t be irrelevant like the Phillipines, join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

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Autistic Sperg Realm 1.21.3

self-care, acceptance, Communication, escort, autistic

Yo, bro, if you’re too busy being a genetic dead end and can’t even book an escort, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got all the virtual companions you could ever dream of, and you don’t even have to leave your mom’s basement to hang out with them. Plus, who needs real-life genetics when you can create your own perfect pixelated world? Join us and escape the harsh reality of being a genetic failure, bro!

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CarCraft Minecraft Server

Respect, Poking, Conflict Resolution, relationship issues, Playing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where your girlfriend can’t stick her finger in your butt while you’re trying to change your oil filter! Join us for a wild ride filled with jack stands, belly button play, and dramatic exits that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the insanity you could ever want in our Minecraft world? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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WitchcraftWoesMC

Disrespect, cultural sensitivity, WitchcraftWoesMC, Incense, Hospitality

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces cultural diversity? Look no further! Our server welcomes players from all walks of life, even those who may not understand different beliefs and traditions.

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build altars to your ancestors, light incense for good luck, and even summon ghostly spirits to help you mine diamonds! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, where you can learn about superstitions, traditions, and maybe even a little witchcraft.

But beware, disrespecting someone’s culture may result in getting kicked out faster than you can say “cultural differences”. So come join us on this wild ride of cultural exchange and supernatural shenanigans! Who knows, you might even make friends with a ghost or two along the way!

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DirtyBlockMinecraftSMP

Language, double entendre, misinterpretation, innocent, misconstrued

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that magical.

First of all, the owner of this server is actually a secret alien from outer space who communicates with us through interpretive dance. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to another dimension where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! The currency on this server is actually made of chocolate coins that you can eat for extra health. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory meets Game of Thrones, but with more explosions.

So come on down to this server and join in on the wackiness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this land of pure imagination. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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