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Mountain CO2 Fun Land

atmospheric carbon, carbon balance, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, climate change, Co2, CO2 release, CO2 sequestering, Earth processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, geological phenomena, Geological processes, geology, Land, long-term effects, Mountain, mountain building, Mountains, natural processes, orogenesis, scale, Weathering

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Votes:	1087
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crops Grown:	1339
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	79

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magic Items Found:	4926
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6086	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3560	Villages Defended:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Divine Spears Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!