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Tank Girls Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Competition, DF5, Entertainment, Fandom, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, long tail, Military, news denial, Schoolgirls, sports, strategy, TANK, tank warfare, Tanks, teamwork, world war II

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crops Grown:	9692	Villages Defended:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of being denied the latest news on DF5? Well, fear not, because on this server, we have all the juicy deets that the fandom doesn’t want you to know about! Join us and uncover the truth behind the denial!

We’ve got secret insider info, leaked screenshots, and conspiracy theories galore! Don’t be left in the dark like those other losers – join us and be in the know!

Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mods, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with DF5 as you are! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s uncover the truth together!

Remember, the truth is out there – and it’s waiting for you on our server! Join now and become a part of the DF5 conspiracy!

DadzGFNoFlowerGirls

aita, children, DadzGFNoFlowerGirls, divorced parents, Drama, exposure, family conflict, family drama, father’s fiancé, flower girls, Grandparents, Marriage, pawns, second marriage, Small wedding, Support, supportive, Wedding, young kids

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into a hilarious adventure! Join us as we navigate through weddings, divorces, and awkward family dynamics in the most entertaining way possible.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic battle of divorced parents fighting over wedding plans – Help the confused kids navigate through the drama and chaos – Be a part of the most dysfunctional wedding party ever assembled – Experience the thrill of being a prop or pawn in a family conflict – Enjoy the absurdity of it all and laugh your way through the madness

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – especially when family drama is involved.

NATOcraft: Trump’s Defense Quest

Canada, defence spending, Defense, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, european union, foreign policy, global defense., international relations, military alliance, military budget, military cooperation, military strength, national security, nato, NATOcraft, North America, political pressure, Quest, SECURITY, transatlantic partnership, Trumps, united states

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	649
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies trying to invade our land. we need YOU to help us make our server great again! plus, we have the best tacos in all of minecraft, made with love by our resident taco chef, who just happens to be a llama named carl. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our amazing community, where we fight for freedom, justice, and unlimited diamonds. join now and let’s make minecraft great again! #BuildThatWall #TacoTuesday #LLAMASRULE

BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022

blockbusters, Capitol breach, Capitol riot, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, guilty plea, GuiltyCraft2022, insurrection, Jan. 6 attack, justice system, law enforcement, law-breaking, legal accountability, legal consequences, legal proceedings, Pardon, Political unrest, political violence, rejection, trump, Trump administration

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	452393	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Farms Harvested:	904	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	30

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we break alllll the laws like this woman who said no to trump’s pardon cuz she’s too busy playin minecraft with us!! we build giant statues of trump and then blow them up cuz why not?? also we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination while eating cake and riding pigs. join us now for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!! #minecraftanarchy #trumpwho #pardonthis

Brain Scan Craft

Accuracy, advanced imaging, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Brain, brain scan, Craft, Diagnosis, DOCTORS, Healthcare, innovation, Medical, neurology, Patients, Pinpoint, Precision, readings, Scan, software, Stroke, stroke detection, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

LOL come join dis minecraft server where our AI is so smart it can read ur brain scans and tell u when u had a stroke! like wut even? imagine having a virtual doctor in minecraft telling u when u had a stroke and if u can be treated. it’s like playing doctor but in a blocky world. so come join us and let our AI stroke brain scan readings blow ur mind! literally!

This server is criminally underrated

age, Artifacts, crafted, criminally, Edibles, Food, Game, gender, health, Hearts, Items, Legendary, Life, Max, Minecraft, name.., new, One Hour One Life, Roleplay, Server, skin, smp, Steam, surname, Underrated

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ores Mined:	1152	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

One Hour One Life Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	One Hour One Life Minecraft Server
Features	– Unique character generation upon each play session – Food consumption for increasing max health – Aging mechanics with max health decrease at 60 years – Generational gameplay with player offspring – Moderated server with anti-griefing measures – Allows for roleplaying with different skins and names
Server IP	play.1hour1life.net

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How does the character generation work?	Every time you play, you are born with a new name, surname, skin, gender, and have only two hearts of health.
How can I increase my max health?	Consuming different kinds of food will increase your max health. There are 40 edibles in the game.
What happens when I reach 60 years?	At 60 years, you will start losing max health until you have none left.
Can new players spawn as my children?	Yes, new players will spawn as your children and eventually grow up to have children of their own.
Is the server popular?	The server has been running for years but may not be as widely known. It has moderators, anti-griefing measures, and allows for roleplaying.

Eternal Bloom Sky 1.20.4

1.20.4, Bloom, career vs family, changing attitudes, ETERNAL, families, family dynamics, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, hedonism, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, modern society, Motherhood, personal choice, SKY, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, traditional values, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	699770	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

You know how sometimes life just be like, “does it just get in the way of their hedonism?” Well, on this server, there’s no such thing as getting in the way of your hedonism.

We got giant rainbow unicorns roaming around, shooting out diamond rainbows that make you fly.

And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we throw every night in the Nether. It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons dropping sick beats.

Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a pet dragon? Boom, you got it. Want a castle made of candy? Done.

So come join us on this magical, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is a simulation anyway, am I right?

YogaMatWars Minecraft Server

Boss, Client, community center, complaint, Details, in shape, mat location, Minecraft, Observation, Server, staggered rows, STARING, Sukhasana, Teacher Training, Ujjayi breath, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsafe space, Women, yoga, yoga class, yoga student, yoga teacher, YogaMatWars

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	912740
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as flexible as a yogi in Sukhasana? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all levels of players, even those who need to take a breather and practice their Ujjayi breath to avoid feeling dizzy. Plus, we have staggered rows just like in a yoga class, so you’ll never feel crowded by other players.

But beware, just like in a yoga class, there may be some drama. One player, let’s call him Dave, has been accused of staring at another player’s virtual butt. But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they need to take a break and stare straight ahead to avoid getting motion sickness.

Join our server now and experience the zen-like atmosphere of Minecraft mixed with the drama of a yoga class. Namaste and game on!

WeddingCraft: No Baby Bumps Allowed

Allowed, Attention, aunt, baby, Bumps, celebration, Conflict, Drama, emotions, family, family dynamics, Happy, hurt feelings, overreacting, pregnancy announcement, selfish, sibling rivalry, sister, special occasion, spotlight, toast, Wedding, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	196	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own world where YOU are the star! No more forced announcements or attention-stealing toasts, just pure gaming fun.

Imagine a world where you can banish your sister to the Nether realm for her selfish antics, or build a giant monument to celebrate your own achievements without anyone stealing your thunder. On our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next epic build.

So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the center of attention in a world where the only thing pregnant is your imagination with endless possibilities!

RedditRamblerMC SMP

digital community, digital networking, internet culture, internet forum, joining Reddit, Online Community, online discussion, online forums, online participation, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, reddit community, Reddit membership, reddit users, RedditRamblerMC, smp, social media, social networking site, user engagement, user interaction

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

LOL I joined Reddit cuz I heard they had the best memes and I needed a place to share my epic Minecraft SMP stories. Like this one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house! But it’s all good cuz I rebuilt it with obsidian and now it’s creeper-proof. You should join this Minecraft SMP cuz we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a pet zombie named Bob. Plus, we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. So come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, bros! #MinecraftSMP4Life #BobTheZombie2021