Earnshaw Watches Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

KindCraft: Be Kind, Not Thick

bullying, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, mental health, parenting, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Social Skills, Thick, thicker skin, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Are you tired of dealing with snowflakes and crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate safe space for tough cookies only! We believe in teaching kids to be kinder by throwing them into the deep end of the pool and seeing if they sink or swim.

Join our server if you want to toughen up and show those wimpy players what real Minecraft survival is all about. We have challenges that will make you cry for your mommy, but if you can handle it, you’ll come out the other side a true warrior. So why should people “get thicker skin” when they can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft badass? Join now and let the games begin!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

Canada-U.S. relations, Canadian, Duty, economic impact, Forestry, import/export, international trade, lumber exports, lumber industry, lumber prices, LumberCraft, Minecraft, North America, protectionism, Server, softwood lumber, Tariffs, timber industry, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, U.S

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Emeralds Found:	1580	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyHostageFun

Communication, Conflict, CraftyHostageFun, Crisis, extremism, family, fear, Hamas, hostage relatives, intimidation, KIDNAPPING, loved ones, messages, MIDDLE EAST, N12, Négotiation, PHONES, SECURITY, Terrorism, threatening calls, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas sending threatening calls and messages to hostage relatives from loved ones phones! it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a hostage yourself (just kidding…or are we?)! don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server!

Raygun’s Breakdance Party

breakdance, Celebrity, Choreography, Dance, entertainer, famous breakdancer, Hip Hop, iconic, legend, Master, most famous breakdancer, movement, Music, our time, Party, Performer, Raygun, Rayguns, Rhythm, Skilled, stage presence, TALENTED, urban culture

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

raygun is da coolest place to be in minecraft land. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. one time, raygun was breakdancing in the middle of a creeper invasion. instead of exploding, the creepers started breakdancing too! it was a sight to see, i tell u. so if u wanna breakdance with creepers and have a blast, join raygun now! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next breakdancing legend like raygun.

HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats

cambridge, COMPREHENSIVE, Diabeats, diet, Disease, Evidence, findings, Global, Ham, HamCraft, health, health risk, Lifestyle, Link, nutrition, processed meat, red meat, research, Risk, study, Study participants, TYPE, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY!

Crescenta: Where playing house turns into top-tier drama for the age 13+ crowd!

3d, age, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Conquer, Crescenta, Crowd, Diplomacy, Dorado, Drama, Economy, generation, GSit, House, Playing, Plugins, Roleplay, Terrain, toptier, Towny, turns, voice chat, War, world reset

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1382	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Crescenta Minecraft Server

Server IP: crescenta.org Server Version: 1.21.1 Java Discord Link: https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ Dedicated Crescenta subreddit: r/Crescenta

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations, semi-casual, colonist towny, roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features:

Server Feature	Description
Long lasting worlds	Endless new content and activities for all players.
Custom world generation	New biomes and features for a spectacular world.
3D exploration with Bluemap	Interactive map for exploring the world.
Proximity Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using voice chat.
Resource balancing	Prevents resource depletion and maintains stable economy.
Community plugins	Enjoy flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, and more.

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older at minimum, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy. As well, we allow most swearing in chat, so keep that in mind.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP “crescenta.org” to connect to our Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on Crescenta?

A: Yes, we require players to be at least 13 years old due to Discord age policy and chat content.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server and subreddit that we encourage all players to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

CharacterCatastrophe Minecraft Server

big name dies, Celebrity, CHANGE, CharacterCatastrophe, Characters, Condolences, Entertainment, Grief, Impact, Industry, Legacy, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, Remembrance, scrapped, Server, show business, talent, television, Tragedy, Tribute, working last season

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	183	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	422
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the big names always die off and the characters get scrapped? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We take care of our talent like no other, even if they were working last season. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who needs big names when you can create your own legendary tale on our server? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Minecraft SMP – /honkaiSMP/ – Honkai: Star Rail General

action RPG, Anime, Character Banners, Community, discussion, Event, gameplay, general, genshin impact, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkaiSMP, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, mobile game, new characters, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, strategy, Tips, Trailer, update

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles under the pristine blue sky, where you can duel it out in the most intense showdowns ever seen in Minecraft history.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole new chapter of adventure waiting for you in our server, where you can embark on tales of the Luofu and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And don’t even get us started on the Jiaoqiu trailer – “Pneumanull Rice” is the new craze sweeping the server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Feeling lost and adrift in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because our server is here to guide you with moments among the stars that will leave you breathless. Plus, with character banners featuring Yunli, Huohuo, Hanya, Yukong, and Lynx, you’ll have all the companions you need to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our new drip marketing featuring Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze will have you itching to jump into the action. With redeemable codes and exclusive light cone banners like Dance at Sunset and Night of Fright, there’s never been a better time to join our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AIcraft SMP: Redstone Wizard

ai, AIcraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Chatbots, computer vision, data analysis, Decision making, deep learning, image recognition, innovation, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, pattern recognition, personalized recommendations, predictive modeling, problem solving, Redstone, robotics, smp, Technology, virtual assistants, wizard

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7534	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of highly advanced AI robots who have one mission – to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly AI named Bob who will guide you through the wacky world of our SMP. But be warned, Bob has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant toilets or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their backyard.

But that’s not all! Our AI also has a unique sense of humor and loves to tell jokes, riddles, and even sing karaoke with players. You never know what crazy antics Bob will come up with next!

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of robot uprising, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even become best friends with our AI overlord and join in on their quest for world domination (just kidding…or are we?)