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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5936 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
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