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Mutts and Blocks: Woof-tastic Adventures in Minecraft

Adventures, at your service, Automation, Be a mutt, blocks, convenience, delivered free, digital transformation, efficiency, futuristic, get shot in your house, home security, innovation, Minecraft, Modern Living, mutts, online delivery, Safety, SECURITY, smart home, Stay home, Technology, virtual reality, Wooftastic, zogbots final form

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of getting shot in your house in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can be a mutt and never leave your house again! That’s right, our server is zogbots final form – it’s like a delivery service for all your Minecraft needs. Just sit back, relax, and watch as the craziness unfolds right in your living room. Join now and experience the ultimate in lazy gaming!

Uniting Crafters in a Messy Place! SMP Server

Builder, Builds, Collector, Community, Crafters, diamonds, Double Shulker Shells, Economy, friendly banter, Friends, Fun, future plans, Griefing, growth, hermitcraft, java, Messy, new players, Place, Plugins, qof, redstoner, Server, smp, stealing, Uniting, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magic Items Found:	2572
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

UnitedCrafters SMP Overview

Age Requirement	13+
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Plugins	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a vanilla feel
Primary Currency	Diamonds
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/8D3pxkydq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, players must be 13 years or older to join UnitedCrafters SMP.

Q: What type of server is this?

A: It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a vibrant and chill community.

Q: What is the primary currency on the server?

A: Diamonds are the primary currency used on the server.

Q: Are there any playtime expectations?

A: No, players are not required to meet any playtime expectations. Take breaks as needed.

Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun for others are not tolerated.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and apply there to become a part of UnitedCrafters SMP.

The Cheating Creeper

BETRAYAL, career, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, creeper, Deception, Deception in Relationships, Emotional rollercoaster, financial stress, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, Lying Girlfriend, med school, nursing, online dating, relationship issues, Self Discovery, self esteem, Tinder, Trust, White Lies

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old relationships that end in lies and deceit? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world, free from fake nurses and fake med school programs!

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies are the ones you tell about your epic mining skills. No more heartbreak, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who thought they found the one, only to discover they were living a double life. But fear not, on our server, the only double life you’ll lead is as a master builder and a creeper slayer.

Don’t be like our poor friend who fell for a fake nurse, join our server and build a life filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, honesty. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!

#Readme, blocky, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, general, graphics, japanese, Japanese locale, Memecraft, memes, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	126	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take English-translated Japanese visual novels to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few tentacle monsters.

Looking for a place to discuss your favorite visual novels without the e-celeb drama? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered. Just make sure to use spoiler tags, or else you might find yourself in a love triangle with a tsundere yandere.

Having trouble with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got the ultimate tech support tips for you. Just be in Japanese locale, read the Readme (who actually does that?), and if all else fails, copy and paste those error messages into DeepL for some magical solutions.

Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, whether you’re into time-traveling cat girls or mecha battles with a side of existential angst.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that turns visual novels into a wild rollercoaster of emotions, memes, and maybe even a secret harem route? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and prepare for the ultimate VN experience!

Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

argentina, Asian diaspora, blocks, Brazilians, China, China Town, Chinese, controversy, currency swap lines, Diversity, economic assistance, Equal, Foreign Minister, Government, government official, japanese, Korean, madness, Media, Minecraft, monkeys, people, racism, Whites

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!

Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion

aggression, Attack, blow up, Chaos, creeper, crime, danger, Destruction, explosive, fear, illegal, Invasion, Jersey, law enforcement, New Jersey, Panic, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, shore, Terrorism, threat, violence, Warning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?

Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Events, female, Friendly, Fun, Girls, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minigames, ONLINELIVE, Only, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9156
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.5ogg.vanillaboxmc.ru

BauBau’s Fun-tastic Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant pink unicorn rode through town, leaving a trail of rainbow blocks in its wake? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Agent F, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of epic quests and treasure. Rumor has it that Agent F once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky fun!

CraftyMcCraftFace

ai, Community, CraftyMcCraftFace, discussion, Dofus, eq, FANTASY, FFXIV, Furry, Gaming, GW2, mmog, News, Panda, porn, role playing, Teso, Trash, Wakfu, Warcraft, wow

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mines Excavated:	4696	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

SADSMP VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, anti-toxic, bedrock, building, Community, Cross-Play, Diverse, Experience, Exploration, Friendly, Gaming, Immersive, Indonesia, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, Social, Survival, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	May experience server lag due to high number of players
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	May encounter more toxic behavior from players
Active community and events	Pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes

SADSMP

Pros	Cons
First anti-toxic server in Indonesia	Smaller player base
Unique features to enhance survival gameplay	Limited variety of game modes compared to Hypixel
Support for both Java and Bedrock editions	Potential language barrier for non-Indonesian players

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SADSMP.

Q: Which server offers a wider variety of game modes?

A: Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames and game modes compared to SADSMP.

Q: Which server focuses on creating a non-toxic gaming environment?

A: SADSMP is the first anti-toxic server in Indonesia, focusing on providing a positive gaming experience.

Q: Can both servers be accessed by Java and Bedrock edition players?

A: Yes, both Hypixel and SADSMP support both Java and Bedrock editions for all versions of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects in either server?

A: Hypixel may have pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes, while SADSMP focuses on creating a fair playing field for all players.