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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8456 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3609 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
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Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
