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PixelPulse EarlyWarning Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you won’t believe it, but we got this AI system that like, predicts when you gonna die in the game. like, it’s so crazy, man. no more unexpected deaths, ya know? join this server and you’ll be like, invincible or something. it’s like having a guardian angel watching over you, but like, in Minecraft. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and cheat death in the game, bro. it’s gonna be epic! -
DroughtCraft2022
so, like, this server is like totally amazin’ cuz we got this AI that can predict droughts a whole year before they even happen. like, how crazy is that? you can be walkin’ around in your pixelated world and suddenly get a message from the AI sayin’ “yo, better start stockin’ up on water cuz a drought is comin’ next year.” it’s like havin’ a super smart weatherman in your pocket, but way cooler cuz it’s in Minecraft. so come join the server and never worry about runnin’ out of water again. plus, the AI sometimes predicts zombie apocalypses too, so you gotta be prepared for that. ain’t no other server out there like this one, so come join the fun and see what crazy predictions the AI has in store for you! -
‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than China and Russia joining forces? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Biden’s alleged retardation couldn’t stop the enemies from becoming BFFs.Join us and witness the ultimate alliance between China and Russia, just like how our players team up to conquer the virtual world. Our server is so lit, it’s like integrating ICBM early warning systems, but with more explosions (of fun, of course).
Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience ever. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it)!
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InstaCraft: Where griefing is only allowed on Mondays! Join now for unlimited fun and laughter!
InstaCraft Minecraft Server
Server Overview
Server IP play.myinstacraft.com Website MyInstaCraft Dynmap Explore the Map Discord Join us on Discord What’s New
Brand-New Market Unveiled!
About Us
- Established and Going Strong
- Our Vision
Features
- Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
- Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
- Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
- Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
- Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.
Who We Are
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I join the server with mods? No, InstaCraft is a vanilla server and does not allow mods that give players unfair advantages. How do I report a player for cheating? You can report a player for cheating by messaging a staff member on Discord or using the in-game reporting system. Are there any server events? Yes, InstaCraft hosts regular server events such as build contests, treasure hunts, and more! -
Ranma’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond pickaxe in a sea of wooden shovels!Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples, talking sheep, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience Minecraft like never before? The reboot will never reach these heights, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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Hire Fans Minecraft SMP
hire fans for outdoor events, hire fan services, hire fans for wedding, hire fans for construction sites, hireAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of professional fan-hirers whose sole job is to follow you around and cheer you on as you mine, build, and fight off creepers. Need some motivation to finish that epic castle? Just call in the fan squad and watch as they chant your name and throw virtual confetti in your honor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, a pig-riding monarch who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible (or at least really shiny).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!
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MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the multiverse theory that caused chaos in Mike and Casey’s relationship.Imagine a universe where griefing is encouraged, where pigs ride on chickens, and where diamonds rain from the sky. On our server, anything is possible – even breaking up with your partner over a hypothetical universe!
So come on down and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a universe where you’re the ruler of all, or where you’re best friends with a zombie. The possibilities are endless, just like the infinite universes in the multiverse theory. See you there, and remember – keep calm and mine on!
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Mom’s House Daycare
Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair.So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!
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MineCraftChat SMP
Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft! -
BlockyBodsMC
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding the perfect partner to build with in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who have the perfect bodies for mining and crafting. From Steve with his chiseled abs to Alex with her pixel-perfect curves, you’ll never feel alone in the mines again. Join us and find your perfect body match today!