early retirement Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, control freak, doormat, early retirement, exhaustion, family dynamics, grandparenting, Guilt, long hours, MommaCraft, people pleaser, second parent, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Support, tiredness, twin babies, vacation guilt, working parents

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5030
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and dive into a world of blocks and adventures.

Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from being a doormat or a people pleaser. Leave behind the twin troubles and exhausting childcare duties, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

Forget about early retirement regrets and control freak siblings – on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Take a break from the daily grind and join us for some fun and relaxation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family responsibilities with personal desires.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together – because life is too short to be stuck in a never-ending cycle of exhaustion and guilt.

CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns

#announcement, breaking news, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns, early retirement, Ethics, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, News, PM Trudeau, political decision, political future, political turmoil, Politics, resignation, scandal, stepping down

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	921	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6888
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3

okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.

Retiring in Thailand Early Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, comfortable living, corporate America, Debts, dropping out, Early, early retirement, feasible plan, financial independence, Investments, leaving the US, Living at home, mental health, Minecraft, nvidia, physical health, Portfolio, rat race, retiring, Retiring in Thailand, savings, smp, Southeast Asia, thailand, VOO

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of the rat race and ready to escape to a tropical paradise like Thailand/SEA? Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your dream life today! With outrageous stories like leaving the US forever and never working again, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. We’ve got players with massive portfolios, no debts, and a knack for making wild investments in BTC/NVDA/VOO. Who needs a corporate job when you can live off your Minecraft earnings? Join us and make your wildest dreams a reality – just watch out for creepers along the way!

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

budgeting, cost of living, Dream lifestyle, early retirement, expat life, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, frugal living, future planning, investment strategy, live like a king, long term savings, Long-term goals, Minecraft, MONEY, retirement planning, SAVING, saving money, smp, third-world country, Wealth accumulation, work hard

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	265	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

CraftyCrazeMC

bucket list, CraftyCrazeMC, dream life, early retirement, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hobbies, leisure activities, luxury lifestyle, mental health, passive income, personal development, Relaxation, self improvement, stress relief, Time management, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Farms Harvested:	233
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

PresentPanicMC

christmas morning, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, early retirement, expensive gifts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family traditions, Financial goals, frugality, gift giving etiquette, holiday etiquette, holiday traditions, Jealousy, long-term partners, personal boundaries, PresentPanicMC, private gift giving, saving money, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any McKenna show drama like in the real world! Join us and escape the holiday madness by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can open as many virtual presents as you want without anyone judging you. Want a virtual puppy, a Dyson air wrap, and tickets to a virtual cruise in Greece? Go for it! No one will bat an eye.

And if you’re feeling annoyed by your sister’s extravagant gifts, don’t worry – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care about who got what for Christmas. So come join us and leave the McKenna show behind!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH

AITAH, Benefits, boyfriend’s parents, BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH, buying a house, college educated, cultural values, early retirement, financial choices, future planning, Immigrant, investment choices, low cost of living, mid 50’s, monthly payments, not caring, paycheque, professionals, real estate investments, Retirement, retirement fund, Risk, sacrifice, savings, starting a family, Struggling, Upset, white collar jobs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.

Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!

$5M Shopaholic SMP

donate to charity, dream come true, Dream House, early retirement, financial freedom, Financial Security, help family, invest wisely, jackpot, lavish lifestyle, life-changing win, live the dream, Lottery, luxury car, MONEY, pay off debts, secure future, Shopaholic, shopping spree, smp, Splurge, travel the world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crops Grown:	6004
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5773
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

So you just won $5M, congrats! But forget about buying a fancy car or a big house, because the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden somewhere in our server is a diamond block that, when mined, will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! Yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the history of Minecraft!

CoughCrafters

#coughing, audio identification, auditory cues, auditory memory, cough identification, CoughCrafters, distinctive cough, identifying voices, individual voice, sound perception, sound recognition, speech recognition, unique voice, vocal characteristics, vocal patterns, vocal recognition, vocal signature, voice analysis, voice identification, voice patterns, voice recognition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	297	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4212	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	268

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you hear someone cough in the distance? Well, on this server, you can actually tell who it is just by their cough! It’s like some kind of superpower or something. Join us and become the ultimate cough detective in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a cape when you can identify someone’s voice just by their cough? Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who communicate only through coughing. It’s like Morse code, but way more hilarious. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So come on and join the fun!

ConstellationCraft88

10. Astrology, 11. Stellar, 12. Galaxy, 13. Planets, 14. Universe, 15. Northern Hemisphere, 16. Southern Hemisphere, 17. Astronomical, 18. Constellation map, 19. Star clusters, 2. Astronomy, 20. Deep space., 3 Stars, 4. Celestial, 5. Night sky, 6. Zodiac, 7. Mythology, 8. Star gazing, 9. Space, ConstellationCraft88, IAU Constellations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our server where the stars align and the blocks sparkle like diamonds in the sky. we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the 88 iau constellations server is where the party never stops and the creepers are always dancing.

we have a secret underground disco club where you can boogie with skeletons and zombies. our moderators are actually wizards who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand.

build a castle in the clouds or a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. anything is possible in the 88 iau constellations server. join us now and let your imagination run wild!

LavaCraft

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

The return of Lava Craft JOIN NOW. Join now and be a part of the lava craft community with heaps of opportunities. we are currently looking for staff. join the all new survival minecraft server with hunger games, mob arena and much more. also check out our awesome ranks that can be used in game.

lavacraft.apexmc.co:25620

Diversity Network: Where the map is almost as old as the players. No, they’re not 10 years old. Probably.

Active Discord, Community, Creative, Discord, District, Diversity, Dynmap, Economy, epic builds, Imaginative, Map, Mining, Network, new gen servers, old map, Players, rankings, Rewards, rules, shopping districts, Skyblock, smp, Structures, Theyre, Trading, Website, Years

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	smp.diversitymc.net
Version	1.20.4

🛠 Features:

10-Year Old Map: Your builds are here to stay—no resets!
GriefPrevention: Keep your creations safe.
Play more, earn more!
Item Economy: Trade and thrive in our shopping districts.
Resource Worlds: Mine without harming the main world.

🚀 Why Play on Diversity?

A Chill Community: Perfect for those who love a quieter server.
Something for everyone!
Epic Builds: Explore legendary structures from the past decade.
Active Discord: Chat, share, and make friends! (diversitymc.net/discord)

🌐 Connect with Us:

|| || |Discord:|diversitymc.net/discord|

Join us and let your creativity shine in a world where your imagination is the only limit! 🌟

Diversity SMP—where everyone belongs. smp.diversitymc.net

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the server address?	The server address is smp.diversitymc.net
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.4
Is the map reset regularly?	No, the map is 10 years old and there are no resets.
What measures are in place to protect builds from griefing?	GriefPrevention plugin is used to keep your creations safe.
Are there rewards for playing on the server?	Yes, there are timed ranks and rewards for playing more.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, there is an item economy system in place for trading.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for chatting and making friends.

TransgenderCraft Server – No Exist!

crossdressers, discrimination, Exist, gender diversity, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender identity disorder, gender nonconforming, gender spectrum, gender stereotypes, gender transition, Hateful ideology, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, Server, sexism, social justice, Transgender, TransgenderCraft, Transphobia

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	582247	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further! Our server is a magical place where transgender people don’t exist because they’re actually just crossdressers with a crazy political agenda. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable gender politics. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the creepers will give you a warm hug (before exploding, of course). So come on, join us and leave your gender identity at the door for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!

blasphemy, blocks, Christian beliefs, Christian culture, christian faith, Christian reaction, Christian values, CHRISTIANS, Completely, controversial statement, controversy, FAITH, faith-based response, Holycraft, LOSE, lose their shit, moral outrage., OFFENDED, Outrage, Religion, religious community, religious offense, religious sensitivity, sensitive topic, smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	2533	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time!

CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9420	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!