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Early Pregnancy

  • Baby Bump & Block Party

    Baby Bump & Block Party
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we serve up a healthy dose of fun and craziness! If you wanna boost your child’s motor skills, then look no further, cuz our server is the place to be!

    We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!

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  • VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

    VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz
    come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

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  • Placenta Pub Crawl Server

    Placenta Pub Crawl Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

    if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

    so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

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  • PreggoPartyGoneWild

    PreggoPartyGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend who drinks like a fish before finding out she’s pregnant? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building while being just as reckless as her!

    We promise you won’t have to wait as long as she did to take a test to see if this server is the one for you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where drinking like a party animal is not only accepted but encouraged?

    So come on, join us and let’s create some epic builds together, just like your friend created an epic hangover after that crazy party! Remember, on this server, the only thing you’ll be judging is how high you can stack those blocks!

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  • BabyBumpBash

    BabyBumpBash
    Are you tired of boring bridal showers where the only game is guessing how many bobby pins are in the bride’s hair? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a bridal shower experience like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with the bride-to-be, Abby, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with virtual champagne! But wait, there’s a twist – if you drink too much, you might accidentally reveal someone’s pregnancy secret! It’s a virtual party gone wrong, and you’re invited!

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of keeping a pregnancy announcement under wraps while battling creepers and zombies. Who knew a bridal shower could be this chaotic? Don’t miss out on the drama – join our Minecraft server today!

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