🔥Early Neolithic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9460
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Votes:	9082	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6186
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crops Grown:	4425	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	144	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Ores Mined:	8800	Evil Twin Fights:	5
New Chunks Explored:	158130	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	1823	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3373
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	944	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

acquired health issues, adoption, antibody therapy, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, chemotherapy, Communication, comparison, congenital health issues, consanguine marriage, CousinClash, family dynamics, health issues, immunodeficiency, immunoglobulin therapy, incestuous marriage, Leukemia, medication, Minecraft, Server, Support

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a family tree with more branches than a forest? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the drama between Sam’s family look like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted relationships and outrageous stories. From consanguine marriages to crazy health issues, our server has it all. And hey, at least you don’t have to deal with Cancer like poor Val, am I right?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Who needs chemo when you can battle it out in the virtual world instead? Join now and let the madness begin!