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Early Life Exposure

  • ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

    ForeverCraft GutDisruptors
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

    imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

    plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

    so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

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  • ChillCraft: Brain Freeze Edition

    ChillCraft: Brain Freeze Edition
    so, like, u ever wonder if ur brain is, like, affected by heat and cold and stuff? well, this server is, like, the perfect place for u to find out! we have, like, over 2,000 preadolescents who have had their brains scanned and stuff to show that heat and cold can, like, totally mess with ur white matter microstructure.

    join our server and, like, experience the ultimate brain freeze as u navigate through our crazy world filled with extreme temperatures! u’ll never look at a snow biome the same way again, trust me. plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of groundbreaking research that proves fetuses and children are sensitive to temperature extremes?

    so, like, come join us and see if u can survive the heat and cold and come out with ur brain intact. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!

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