come join our epic minecraft server where u can jump, run, and play all day long and become a GENIUS like those preschoolers in the study! who needs school when u have minecraft, amirite?? our server is like a virtual playground where u can exercise ur brain and ur body at the same time! plus, we have secret levels where u can unlock superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of ur hands (not really but wouldn’t that be cool??) so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!
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Jump Run Play – MemoryCraft
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PreMatureWisdom – Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why wait to join? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!
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Rich Toddler Royale
join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!
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TabletTots – Slow Response Zone
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we promise you won’t turn into a toddler who can’t respond to prompts! We got 63 toddlers to test it out and they took FOREVER to acknowledge requests while playing games on tablets. So, if you want to keep your communication skills intact, hop on our server and save yourself from becoming a slowpoke like those poor toddlers. Touch-screens may be the enemy, but our server is the savior! Join now before it’s too late!