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Ancient Bone Toolz 1.5
Yo, imagine if those ancient humans had Minecraft back then! They would have been building bone tool towers and mining for diamonds like crazy! Join our server and channel your inner caveman builder! We have prehistoric mobs like woolly mammoths and sabertooth tigers roaming around for you to tame and ride into battle! Plus, our bone tools are OP AF, just like those OG tools from 1.5 million years ago. So come on, join us and let’s make history together in the most epic Minecraft server ever! -
JungleCraft: Ancient Settlers
so like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u get transported back in time to when humans were just chillin in the african rainforests like 150,000 years ago. u can build ur own tribe, hunt for food, and fend off wild animals. but watch out for the ancient curses lurking in the jungle, they might turn u into a chicken or something. join now for a wild adventure unlike anything u’ve ever seen before! -
Hominin Haven: Romania 1.95mil
OMG u guys, did u hear about this cray cray server?!?! it’s like so lit, u won’t believe it! like, did u know that humans were in Eurasia like 1.95 million years ago?? that’s like sooo long ago, u guys! imagine all the cool stuff they left behind for us to find in this server!join this server if u wanna uncover ancient civilizations and build ur own epic empire! like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of history, amirite?! plus, there’s like secret caves and hidden treasures waiting for u to discover! u might even find a time machine and go back to prehistoric times, how cool is that?!
so come join us on this server and let’s explore the mysteries of the past together! who knows, u might even find urself face to face with a real-life caveman! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and let the adventure begin! #cavemandreams #prehistoricfun #minecraftmadness
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Desert Oasis Survival
join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago! -
Jungle Gym Jamboree
come join our epic minecraft server where we swing from jungle gyms and monkey bars like true apes and early humans! our playground equipment is off the charts, giving you the ultimate risky play experience that will exercise your biological need for adventure!explore our virtual world and unleash your inner primate as you swing, jump, and climb your way to victory! who needs childhood development when you can have a blast swinging through the trees like tarzan on steroids?!
don’t miss out on the anthropological fun, join us now and let your inner ape run wild!
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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.
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IslandHoppersCraft
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!
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StagnantCraft – From Cavemen to Moonmen
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s biggest questions while building epic structures and battling mobs! Ever wondered why ancient humans took so long to advance technologically? Well, on our server, we believe it’s because they were too busy trying to tame creepers and ride pigs into battle. Join us and uncover the secrets of the past while creating your own crazy adventures in a world where anything is possible! Who needs the moon when you can build your own rocket ship and explore the far reaches of our blocky universe? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through history and beyond! -
Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!
Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Megafauna Extinction, Prehistoric discoveries, human evolutionyo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire! -
ArcticCraft: Survival Origins
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic journey of early humans surviving the cold when they left africa. we have igloos, snowball fights, and even a woolly mammoth petting zoo. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive like our ancestors did. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ice cream and hot cocoa. what are you waiting for? come freeze your blocky butt off with us!