Early Human Tools – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Chan’s Minecraft Server
Chans, chris chan, controversial figure, Drama, internet celebrity, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet history, internet infamy, internet personality, internet phenomenon, kiwifags, long tail tag, Minecraft, Online Community, online notoriety, online presence, Server, social media, success, trolling, viral sensation
Are you tired of being less successful than Chris Chan? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can finally achieve the level of success that even Chris Chan would envy! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, surpassing all those kiwifags who dare to challenge your greatness. Build the most epic structures, mine the rarest diamonds, and conquer the virtual world like never before. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show Chris Chan who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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Tsundere Minecraft SMP Love
Anime, character analysis, Character development, complex personalities, emotional appeal, emotional complexity, emotional depth, fan preferences, fictional characters, hidden vulnerability, love, love hate relationship, Minecraft, personality traits, popular tropes, Psychology, relationship dynamics, romantic appeal, romantic dynamics, smp, soft interior, tough exterior, Tsundere
Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and friendly? Do you crave drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, do we have the server for you!
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where everyone is a tsundere! That’s right, every player on our server is a hard on the outside, sweet on the inside kind of person. Expect lots of yelling, blushing, and awkward moments as you navigate through our chaotic world.
But why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that only the bravest tsunderes can uncover. Plus, we have epic PvP battles where emotions run high and friendships are tested.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world full of tsunderes. And remember, don’t let their tough exterior fool you, deep down they just want to be loved (and maybe steal your diamonds).

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New Server IP
Muffys Bakery
Bedrock Support, BetterRTP, Economy, Essentials, MCMMO, Minecraft, Muffys Bakery, QOL plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla
Muffys Bakery is a survival Minecraft server with QoL plugins such as essentials, McMMO, BetterRTP, and much more! Bedrock support now available!
play.muffysbakery.org

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Son-Loving Misato Minecraft Server
Anime, Caregiver, character analysis, complex feelings, deep connection, emotional attachment, emotional bond, family dynamics, love, maternal love, Mentorship, Minecraft, misato, neon genesis evangelion, protective instincts, Psychological, relationship, Server, SHINJI, Son, SonLoving, surrogate mother
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera meets a battle royale, with twists and turns at every corner.
Join us and witness the epic love triangle between Misato, Shinji, and a creeper named Bob. Will Misato finally admit her true feelings for Shinji, or will Bob steal her heart (and blow up everything in sight)?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your feathered companions, laying waste to all who oppose you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the drama, the chaos, and the pure insanity that awaits you. Just watch out for Bob… he’s always up to something.

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No. 927351482 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
ANONYMOUS, hi, Minecraft, No. 927351482, smp
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the macarena before exploding!
Our server is so insane, we once had a player build a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event where players had to fend off hordes of the undead with nothing but a carrot on a stick!
If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few laws of physics), then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

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New Server IP
UzEarth
Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Roleplay Factions Economy Diplomacy Survival Adventure Creative Minigames PvP Skyblock Towny Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Hardcore Bedwars Hunger Games Quests Parkour Prison, Towny
Minecraft Earth Smp Server With Factions, Economy, Diplomacy, Roleplay and More! The Map Is Humongous!
uzearth.my.pebble.host:25587

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New Server IP
Mystic Pixelmon
1.12.2, Adventure, Minecraft, mystic, novo, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Reforged, Server, Story
Novo servidor Pixelmon Reforged 1.12.2!
Come with us and live an adventure completely different from anything you’ve ever seen before and create your own story!
jogar.mysticpixelmon.com.br

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PixelCraft Minecraft Server
#youtube, Audience, Broadcast, channel, Chat, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, influencer, Live streaming, Minecraft, ONLINE, online gaming, pixelcraft, Server, social media, Streamer, Subscribers, twitch, video games, Viewers
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise. They grant wishes, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds to all players who join the server. Who needs a genie when you have a unicorn admin?
3. The Nether in our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides, ghast volleyball tournaments, and pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. It’s the perfect vacation spot for all Minecraft players.
4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds it becomes the ruler of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
WhyAreTheyMinecraft SMPRationalAndCold
2000s emoticons, Behavior, cold, Communication, culture, ellipsis, emotional, emotive, exclamation mark, expressive, German men, internet messaging, Messaging, ONLINE, Rational, SMPRationalAndCold, Spam, steam friends, Stereotypes, WhyAreTheyMinecraft, Women, xd
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you LOL like a German spamming emoticons? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who end every sentence with an exclamation mark or ellipsis, just like those emotional Germans on the internet. Join us for a wild ride of emotive expressions and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself using 2000s emoticons like :-/ and 😛 more often than you ever thought possible! So come on, join us and let your inner German emoticon lover shine! XD 😀

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New Server IP
TrivialCraft
Factions, Survival PvP Creative Roleplay Skyblock Economy Minigames Towny Pixelmon Prison Hardcore Modded Whitelisted Vanilla Adventure Parkour Quests Custom Plugins Events Technic Pack
This is a new up-and-coming server. At the moment, the server mainly focuses on factions but will be expanding soon.
mc.trivialcraft.net

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