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NeanderthalCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got Neanderthals running around like they own the place! Imagine teaming up with a caveman to build the sickest base ever, using rocks and sticks to fend off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you got a Neanderthal by your side, amirite? Plus, we got secret caves filled with ancient treasures and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle prehistoric beasts. So grab your club and join us on this wild adventure back in time!

Crafty Creeper Comedy Club

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	167
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1983	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	9012
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Oh honey, it was better than good, it was EPIC! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS RAIN! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where zombies drop sick beats. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BootyCraft: Ahoy Land Lubbers!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are ye tired of boring old Minecraft servers where ye just mine and craft all day? Well, come aboard our server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for epic battles with giant squids and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants wishes to all who find it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house that can fly? No problem.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WarhammerCraft: Where Creepers Fear the Emperor

APPROVED, CREEPERS, emperor, FANTASY, fear, Franchise, Gaming, Miniatures, strategy, Tabletop, V, video games, vidya, Warhammer, warhammer 40k, Warhammer Community, Warhammer enthusiasts, Warhammer fans, warhammer fantasy, Warhammer gaming community, warhammer lore, warhammer online, warhammer universe, WarhammerCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the pixelated realms of Warhammer, an approved /v/ vidya franchise that will blow your mind!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, on our server, you’ll battle against Orks, Chaos, and even Space Marines as you fight for dominance in the world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we have custom weapons and armor that will make you the envy of all your friends. Want to ride a Warhammer 40k Dreadnought into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about wielding a chainsword that can slice through anything in your path? We’ve got that too!

Join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate Warhammer warrior. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads R Us: Crafting since ’12 years’

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve had more scandals in 12 years than a reality TV show! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Want to mine diamonds while riding a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn? We’ve got you covered! – Ever dreamed of building a house out of giant marshmallows that you can actually eat? It’s totally possible here! – Heard of the legendary Creepers that wear top hats and monocles? They’re our server mascots!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

“Blocky Knights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!”/lolzyminecraftarknights

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Star Shards Collected:	93
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497

🤣 Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! 🤪 Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and diamonds galore!

🌟 Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of cows in tuxedos come dancing by, handing out enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! 🐄🍏

🔥 Need a break from all the mining and crafting? How about joining our epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride around on giant chickens as their victory prize? 🐔🏆

🌈 And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted fishing rods that can catch you the rarest fish in the game! 🧜‍♀️🎣

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creeper clowns lurking around every corner! 🤡💥

🔗 Check out our website for more info and redeem codes to unlock even more wacky surprises in-game! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! 🤩🎮

Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies

anger, Bigotry, Bullied, Bullies, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, forever.., Harassment, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, hurtful, injustice, intolerance, LGBTQ, negative emotions, Pain, queers, Revenge, room, Torment, TOXIC, Trash, Trauma, United

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Crops Grown:	1247
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!

Crafty Gridman LOLs

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Gridman Universe comes to life in Minecraft form. That’s right, you can battle kaiju with your friends, build your own mechs, and even team up with Gridman himself to save the day!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention the giant pizza party every Friday night? It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of adventuring.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the Gridman Universe like never before. Who knows, you might even become the hero of the server and earn your own statue in the Hall of Legends. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to end world hunger!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest enchanted golden carrots to feed the starving villagers in our virtual world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner trying to steal our precious food stash!

Not only will you be saving virtual lives, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on diamond-studded pigs and battle against a boss named Hungry Herobrine who is hoarding all the food for himself.

So come on, join us on this ridiculous journey to end world hunger in the most absurd way possible. Who knew that all it took was a Minecraft server and a bunch of crazy players to make a difference in the world?

Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

ANONYMOUS, Arts, autists, Blockheads, Geniuses, Int, iqtest, Math, midwit, philosophy, politicalscience, programming, retards, STUDENT, Tested

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Towns Built:	8	Magic Items Found:	6087
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!