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MineCraftMania: GF vs. Chores

bills, career, Chores, cleaning, communication problems, Cooking, early grave, Expectations, Gender Roles, household responsibilities, Job Opportunities, Marriage, MinecraftMania, phone addiction, relationship issues, School, sleep schedule, stay at home mom, Time management, unappreciated, used, work

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Emeralds Found:	3446	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a 24/7 personal chef and chauffeur for your lazy partner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some much-needed escape from the real world, where you can build your dream house without worrying about cooking dinner for someone who won’t lift a finger to help.

On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where you are appreciated for your hard work. No more excuses from lazy partners, just pure gaming bliss. Plus, who needs a stay-at-home mom when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

Join now and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you are the master builder of your own destiny. And hey, if your partner complains about you spending too much time on the server, just tell them to “find less”!

Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

Characters, childhood memories, diamonds, Difficulty, Disney, Final Fantasy, gameplay, Hearts, keyblade, kingdom hearts, lack of updates, long trail, lost interest, Minecraft, new games, Nostalgia, other interests, pixelated, Repetitive, RPG, Server, sora, Story, time commitment, video games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

1850s, 1990s, anglos, battle, BUILD, Conflict, Crafty, crusaders, Cultural differences, DEFEND, Disgusting, European Christians, fetish, fetishizing, immigration, Importing, love, millions, muslims, oppress, Oppression, right, Spit, unite, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7157	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Villages Defended:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

Armpits, body image, body odor, disgust, double standards, eat out, GOD, Gods, hate society, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, nonconformity, pussy, PussyPits, Rebellion, runs, sense, Server, smell, smell like pussy, socially unacceptable, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Taste, taste like pussy, Wild

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

Ark, biblical figures, biblical interpretation, confusion, confusion about prophets, disbelief, disbelief in prophets, disbelief in religion, Edition, misunderstanding, noah, Noahs, PALS, Pixelmon, Prophet, Prophetic, Questioning, questioning beliefs, questioning faith, religious beliefs, religious figures, skepticism, skepticism towards faith, skepticism towards prophets, skepticism towards religion

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4745	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

Allowed, brocraft, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Everyones, female gamers, female representation, Gaming, Gaming Community, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl gamers, Girls, Inclusivity, Men, real, sexism, Stereotypes, STOP PLAYING AS A GIRL, stop sexism, video games, Women empowerment, women in gaming

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ores Mined:	2607
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	8216

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Beloved, Childless, contemplation, death, eternal rest, Forgotten, giggles, graveyard, husband, Legacy, Life, LONER, Loners, memorial, Men, Minecraft, Mother, Reflection, Remembrance, resting place, solitary, solitude, Tombstone

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Votes:	122	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

bad girls, blocks, dangerous women, dark personalities, deceitful women, Evil, evil characters, evil girls, evil women, EvilGamerGals, female antagonists, female evildoers, female villains, female wrongdoers, femme fatales, Girls, malicious girls, Minecraft, morally corrupt females, rule, Server, sinister females, sinister seductresses, twisted females, villainous women, wicked ladies, wicked women, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!