Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like da pandemic-era babies of servers – totally safe and no autism risk! Even if u were born during da pandemic or exposed to COVID in da womb, u ain’t gonna have no higher chance of screenin’ positive for autism on dis server. It’s like a magical place where all ur worries disappear and u can just chill and build stuff without a care in da world. So come on and join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures!
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BlockyBabyBoom Autism-Free Server
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Resource Rascals – Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have diamonds raining from the sky and pigs that can fly! we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of Atlantis and ride dolphins into battle. our players are so pro they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and tame dragons with just a wink. join us now and become part of the most epic adventure of your life! dolphins and diamonds await you, don’t miss out on the fun!
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Baby Brain Emo Gear
join our epic minecraft server and activate your prefrontal cortex like never before! our server is so lit, even babies are getting in on the action with their brain imaging headgear. watch as they process social stimuli and become the ultimate gamers at just 5 months old. who needs pacifiers when you can have diamond swords? come join the fun and see what all the baby brain hype is about!
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PhoneSilenceCraft
So, like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb, yo! Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be talkin’ so much dat yo baby gonna be a freakin’ genius, bro! Like, research shows dat if yo mama be on her phone less, she gonna talk more to yo baby and dat gonna make dem smarter or sumthin’. So, like, join dis server and make yo baby a freakin’ genius, man! Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons and all dat crazy stuff, so why wouldn’t yo wanna join, right? Get yo butt in here and let’s make dem babies smart, yo!
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AngryTabletTrouble
so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, it will make u forget all ur anger and frustration from using a tablet too much as a preschooler.we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit.
if u join dis server, u will be transported to a magical land where u can forget all ur problems and just have a blast building and exploring.
who needs emotional regulation skills when u can just play minecraft all day? come join us and let all ur worries melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers.
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CortiCraft: Stressful Beginnings
come join our epic minecraft server where the stress levels are so high, even the toddlers have elevated cortisol levels in their hair! watch as your character gives birth to lower weight babies and deals with behavioral problems like never before! who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and experience all the cortisol-associated health conditions in a virtual world? join now for a truly unique and chaotic minecraft experience!
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ToddlerTechTroubles
join dis epic minecraft server where toddlers can play all day long and become PRO GAMERS by age two!!! we got studies that show playing minecraft can make u smarter and more social, so join now and avoid long-term emotional issues!!! we also have a secret potion that makes ur character fly like a bird, but shh don’t tell anyone!!! come join the fun and become a minecraft legend!!! 🤪🎮🚀
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PrimateFaceDetectCraft
so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!
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Tots-n-Temperament EatsCraft
so like, imagine a minecraft server where you can explore the depths of your emotions while building epic structures with your blocky hands. like, we did a study on kids and found out that emotional overeating is linked to temperament and stuff. so, like, join our server and unleash your inner emotions through building and crafting. parents can even join in and play a crucial role in your development as a master builder. come join us and let’s create some emotional masterpieces together!
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BabbleCraft – Where we embrace the silliness!
yo yo yo come join dis server if you wanna level up yo language skills like a baby on steroids!!! we got crazy language challenges that will have you babbling like a pro in no time!!! plus, we got a secret potion that makes you sound like a mix between a parrot and a rapper, it’s lit af fam!!! so come on down and join da fun, ain’t no shame in sounding silly when you’re leveling up like a boss!!! let’s get babbling, baby!!! 🤪👶🔥