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  • TrudeauCare: Blocky Budget Babies!

    TrudeauCare: Blocky Budget Babies!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Children’s Conspiracy: A Government-Crafted Minecraft Adventure!

    Step right into a pixelated realm where reality crumbles like dirt blocks and sanity is just a suggestion! Join us on the server where Prime Minister Trudeau goes full-on Minecraft mode, unveiling his last-ditch plan to financially fortify child care in uncharted territories! What does this mean for you? Only one way to find out…


    Introduction to the Wasteland of Wonder

    In a time where fiscal responsibility has turned into an elusive entity, our server emerges as a beacon of both financial absurdity and chaotic parenting strategies. Is this a game? Or a grand illusion spun from the very fabric of digital life? Join fellow blockheads as we plummet down the rabbit hole, desperately looking for answers that dissolve into blocks of confusion!


    Features That Defy All Logic

    • Child Labor Camps? A thrilling twist awaits where each player can embody a "childcare worker," tasked with making potion-brewed “youth stimulants” that may or may not fuel a generational uprising against the Ender Dragon.

    • Spending Grenades: Collect unregulated currency that might be linked to government subsidies—use them to explode your friends into pixelated chaos!

    • Dimension of Absurdity: Tread carefully as you navigate the government maze of bureaucratic dungeons filled with rogue NPC politicians arguing over who has the best blocky child care policies.

    • Secret Mooshroom Kingdom: Have you heard the whispers? Legend says that if you cross the sacred fields of Mooshrooms at midnight, you might receive a dark prophecy about childcare expenses spiraling out of control!
    FeatureDescription
    Pixelated Tax CodesCraft your own regulations that redefine morality… Or just make everything explode!
    Government SabotageBetray your friends in a world where allegiance is as fickle as a creeper’s temper!

    The War Against Logic: Testimonials of the Disturbed

    “I joined this server, thinking I’d discover the truth about child care! Instead, I unlocked a portal to a universe where Steve runs for president!” — Random Player

    “Why do I have to mine for votes? Trudeau never had to!” — A very confused Villager


    Frequently Asked Questions (That Definitely Won’t Help)

    • Q: What do I do if I find a hidden government plot? A: Feed it to a pig and run. The pigs are in on it.

    • Q: Can I trust other players? A: Trust is a social construct. In here, it’s a finite resource; trade it wisely!

    • Q: How do governments even function in Minecraft? A: Obviously through the use of enchanted bureaucracy—every third block is a paper shredder!

    Warning! The Unseen Forces at Play

    They say this server was banned in 12 countries, but we won’t tell you why… Perhaps because the players became more powerful than the government? Or perhaps they found out the real “child care” was just redstone machines producing snowballs of doom.


    JOIN NOW!

    Will you equip your diamond sword and enter the chaotic fray? Beware—the dark forces of parenting and financial responsibility loom behind each crafted door, and only the most daring will uncover the unholy alliance between daycare centers and the mesmerizing world of Minecraft! Are you ready to face the pixelated government? Join, or forever be rendered a mere block in someone else’s colossal game of life!

    Remember: As the children cry for attention, the blocks of truth are under siege!


    Dive into fear, dive into chaos—dive into the realm of the children’s conspiracy!

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  • PIXnim [Nerkwork] [Silly] [Semi-Banilla] No Griefing, just partying with Nova, ServerTap, and Towny!

    PIXnim [Nerkwork] [Silly] [Semi-Banilla] No Griefing, just partying with Nova, ServerTap, and Towny!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview

    Server NamePixtim
    Server LocationSouth Africa
    Websitehttps://pixtim.net
    Server Addresspixtim.net
    Version1.20.4
    Game Play Type/s[PvP]

    Additional Worlds

    None

    PIXITM.NET is a Minecraft network hosted in South Africa. We are running a PaperMC Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Player-vs-Player (PVP) server behind a Velocity Proxy.

    This SMP server introduces a few additional game-play mechanics. See the plugin list below for more details.

    • Automation: Build machines that process items, blocks, and mobs with generated power using Nova. Dispensers also have more mechanics.
    • Economy: Build and visit towns and nations. Create stores to trade with players and get a job to earn money.
    • Safety: Death chests keep your items safe when you die. We have several grief protection plugins.
    • Quality of life: Whole trees and ore veins can be mined while sneaking. Carts can be connected into trains. Players can set homes and request to teleport.

    We would like to invite you and your friends to our brand new SMP focussed server.


    Plugins

    { AntiLavaCast } { AxMines } { BanManager } { BetterRTP } { BKCommonLib } { ChestShop } { Chunky } { ClearLag } { CMILib } { CoreProtect } { DeadChest } { dynmap } { Dynmap-GriefPrevention } { Dynmap-Towny } { Essentials } { EssentialsChat } { ForestPlant } { GriefPrevention } { Jobs } { KeepChunks } { LuckPerms } { MoDispenserMechanics } { Nova } { ServerTap } { SetHomes } { Terra } { Towny } { TownyChat } { Train_Carts } { TreeFella } { Vault } { VeinMiner } { WorldEdit

    Owner/Admins/Moderators

    [ Blommetjie ] [ pixtim ]

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  • Hololive Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hololive Havoc Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between virtual YouTubers and pixelated creepers!

    Build your own virtual idol shrine and sacrifice diamonds to summon your favorite Hololive member to protect you from mobs.

    Explore our custom-built world where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and mine for rare items like enchanted cat ears and rainbow sheep wool.

    Join now before the Hololive apocalypse hits and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server!

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  • Normie Eats Minecraft Server

    Normie Eats Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of watching normies eat out at fancy restaurants while you’re stuck eating ramen noodles in your mom’s basement? Join our Minecraft server and start living the high life! Our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can taste the gourmet meals your character cooks up. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds in our server are actually edible and give you superpowers. So say goodbye to boring old real life and come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

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  • NailArtNephewFunTime

    NailArtNephewFunTime

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all forms of creativity and self-expression, just like Matteo painting his nails! Join us for a wild ride filled with monster trucks, power rangers, and of course, epic tea parties.

    Our server is the perfect place to let your inner pink-loving, nail-painting side shine, just like Matteo. Who says you can’t enjoy both football and fabulous nail art? Embrace your uniqueness and show off your skills in building, crafting, and painting (nails, that is).

    Join us and show Matteo’s dad that being fabulous and fierce is totally awesome. Let’s paint the town (and our nails) together on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. See you there, darling! 💅🎮 #NailArtGoals #TeaPartyTime

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  • MotivateCraft Server

    MotivateCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the mobs are actually intelligent and team up to take you down. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

    Need some motivation to keep building and exploring? How about the fact that our server is actually a giant treasure hunt, with hidden loot scattered all over the map? And rumor has it, there’s a diamond block at the end of the rainbow – literally!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old grind and embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

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  • MineParentVillage

    MineParentVillage

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a single parent trying to navigate the treacherous waters of raising kids in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with helpful villagers who will babysit your little ones while you mine for diamonds. Need a break from the chaos of parenting in the virtual world? Our support system includes virtual therapy sessions with a wise old Minecraft wizard who will help you navigate the ups and downs of parenthood.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community resources include a secret underground daycare run by friendly creepers who promise not to explode (most of the time). So come join us on this epic adventure and let us help you raise your Minecraft kids in style!

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  • RapeCraft: Crushin’ Uprisings with Impunity

    RapeCraft: Crushin’ Uprisings with Impunity

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun! our players are so wild, they once built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!

    and get this, our admins are like wizards, they can make pigs fly and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a magical circus up in here! plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

    oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons. it’s like a scene from a crazy action movie, but in minecraft form.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the chaos begin! who knows what kind of wacky adventures u’ll have. just remember, anything goes in this world of madness!

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  • ShoulderCraft: Left vs Right vs Good vs Bad

    ShoulderCraft: Left vs Right vs Good vs Bad

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where your left and right shoulder will battle it out for supremacy! will your good shoulder prevail or will your bad shoulder reign supreme? only one way to find out, join now and witness the ultimate showdown in the world of minecraft! plus, rumor has it that the legendary shoulder armor can only be found on this server, so get ready to gear up and dominate the competition. come on, what are you waiting for? your shoulders are calling for you to join the fun!

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  • PixelPaws Minecraft Server

    PixelPaws Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a custom skin of a super sexy fox lady that will make you question your own sanity! Join now to experience the ultimate blend of blocky gameplay and questionable arousal! Who knew pixels could be so hot?

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  • MaxiCraft Minecraft Server

    MaxiCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of ancient Rome…but with a twist! Join us and become the ultimate Emperor, ruling over your own empire with luxurious bloodthirsty power.

    Imagine a world where you can plot against your enemies, build magnificent coliseums for epic battles, and even cuck your own son for ultimate power. Only on our server can you experience the true madness of being a Roman Emperor.

    So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you are the one true Maximus, destined to bring chaos and glory to the Empire. Just remember, Rome should be a Republic again…but only after you’ve had your fill of power and conquest.

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