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CraftyChristmasMaduro

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol come join dis crazy minecraft server where every day is christmas in october cuz why not? maduro himself declared it so u know it’s gonna be lit. forget about the post-election strife in venezuela, come build and mine with us instead. we got llamas wearing santa hats and creepers dressed as elves, it’s a wild ride. join now for a chance to win a diamond block shaped like a reindeer, only on dis server where the madness never stops!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Farms Harvested:	546
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4076

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	40

>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena!

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. So if you’re looking to get rich quick, this is the place to be.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ForeskinCraft – Where every block is a surprise! Ages 1 and up welcome!

#revelation, Adulthood, age, AGES, anatomy, Awareness, BLOCK, Body, circumcision, discovery, education, ForeskinCraft, foreskins, growth, knowledge, learning, Maturity, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Surprise

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content…and also discover the wonders of foreskins! Yes, that’s right, we have a special quest where you must find and collect as many virtual foreskins as possible to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably question why you didn’t know about foreskins sooner. But hey, better late than never, right?

So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the mystery of foreskins together. Who knows what other surprises await us in this crazy world of blocky fun!

Crafty Squirrel’s Nutty Server: Where the Only Answer is Minecraft!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	842

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen! Our spawn point is actually the secret government facility known as the “sovl center of Americas” where all the top secret experiments take place. Join us and uncover the mysteries hidden within our virtual world – who knows, you might even stumble upon the cure for zombie pigmen! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, fellow explorer!

YeetCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#youtube, Content Creation, CREEPERS, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, fear, Gaming, graduated, influencers, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, Tread, twitch, twitter, twitter widget, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	9715
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Enna will serenade you with her melodic voice, Millie will make you laugh until you cry, and Reimu will lead you on epic adventures through the pixelated world. And let’s not forget about Nina, who may have graduated from the server but left behind a legacy of epic Twitch streams. Join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos for yourself! And if you’re feeling fancy, check out our Ethyria Essentials for all your virtual needs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Pixel Punch-Up Palace: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	6938	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about your hard work being wiped out and forgotten like Shot One! Our server is like a Windjammers game on steroids, with epic battles and crazy storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for a chance to become a Shot One Fighter, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Forget about those boring old genres, we’re all about creating a unique and unforgettable gaming experience that will have you coming back for more.

Don’t let your creations disappear into the void like Shot One did, join our server and build your own legacy. Who needs Twitter and YouTube when you can be a part of our thriving community of gamers who are always ready for a good time?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Shot One legend!