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HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchantments Applied:	184
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

BF’s Mine Shack – No Work Zone

anxiety, Asshole, BFs, business venture, criticism, early 30s, entitled, Expectations, family-oriented, Help, Lazy, new job, Opinions, PhD, Restaurant, Shack, slave labor, Support, toxic environment, unemployment benefits, Unpaid, work, Zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1777	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of being treated like an unpaid slave labor in real life? Well, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny! No toxic environments here, just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and build your own virtual restaurant without any expectations or criticism from your boyfriend. You can set up your own website, paint chairs, and even hire virtual employees to help you out. And the best part? You don’t have to show up on time or deal with any real customers – it’s all up to you!

So why wait? Escape the real world drama and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a PhD when you can be a block-building mastermind? 😉🎮 #BlockBuildingBoss #NoMoreSlaveLabor

GirlCrafters Minecraft Server

attractiveness, DATING, dyed hair, early 30s, fashion, GirlCrafters, Girls, hair color, Individuality, late 20s, Men, Minecraft, Opinions, personal choice, Preferences, relationships, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Thoughts, trends

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	333	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for players who love to think outside the block!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of explode. Our community is filled with players who have dyed their hair every color of the rainbow, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even pigs flying!

The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Void Armor Forged:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP

fan behavior, Football Fans, full, full kit wankers, international sports, Kit, Minecraft, smp, sports apparel, sports behavior, Sports Culture, sports culture analysis, sports enthusiasts, sports etiquette, sports fanaticism, sports fandom, sports fans, sports fashion, sports identity, sports psychology, sports sociology, sports stereotypes, sports subculture, sports traditions, Wankers

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Emeralds Found:	9537
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	930	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

SkyRageCraft

cramped seats, crying babies, Delays, expensive tickets, jet lag, lack of amenities, lack of legroom, lack of personal space, Layovers, limited entertainment options, long lines, Lost luggage, noisy passengers, overpriced food, rude flight attendants, security checks, SkyRageCraft, Turbulence, uncomfortable temperature, unpredictable schedules, Waiting

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Tired of getting stuck in traffic while flying on your elytra? Join our Minecraft server and soar through the skies without a care in the world! Our server has magical flying pigs that will carry you to your destination in style. No more pesky traffic jams or annoying birds getting in your way. Join now and experience the joy of flying like never before!

SochiSafetyCraft Server

Government, investigation, Politics, president, Presidential Residence, proekt, putin, Residence, russia, Russian politics, Safety concerns, safety precautions, SECURITY, security concerns, security measures, security risks, Server, sochi, SochiSafetyCraft, Threats, travel, vacation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is so lit, even Putin had to stop visiting his Sochi crib because he was too scared of the epicness happening here! Like, imagine being so shook by a Minecraft server that you gotta dip out of your fancy vacation spot. That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!

CraftyCrimeaOil

Black sea, Conflict, CraftyCrimeaOil, Crimea, Crimea annexation, eastern europe, energy resources, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, occupied Crimea, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, united nations, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots in occupied crimea for you to explore! the ukraine is striking left and right, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think).

build your own oil empire, mine for diamonds in the chaos, and watch out for exploding creepers disguised as russian soldiers. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor, just in case things get too intense.

join now for a wild adventure unlike any other minecraft server out there. who needs peaceful building when you can have explosions and drama at every turn? come see what all the fuss is about!

Cart Craze – Where Shopping Gets Wacky

Availability, cart, consumer goods, convenience, CRAZE, Delivery, LOGISTICS, Manufacturing, Retail, retail industry, shopping, Shopping Cart Design, Shopping Cart Distribution, Shopping Cart Innovation, Shopping Cart Maintenance, Shopping Cart Market, Shopping Cart Technology, Shopping Cart Usage, shopping carts, shopping experience, stores, supply chain, Transportation, Wacky

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magic Items Found:	8509	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, have you ever wondered about the mysterious world of shopping carts? Like, where do they even come from? Are they born or made? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the shopping cart conspiracy!

We’ve got a secret underground shopping cart factory where players can craft their own carts and ride them around the map like a boss. But beware, there are evil shopping cart bandits lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious loot!

Explore our shopping cart-themed world filled with giant supermarkets, endless aisles of goodies, and even a rollercoaster made entirely out of shopping carts. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and discover the untold secrets of the shopping cart universe. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate shopping cart champion and rule the supermarket kingdom!

LupusCraft Autoimmune Fun

autoimmune, autoimmune conditions, autoimmune diseases, autoimmune disorders, Breakthrough, China, Chronic illness, Fun, Gene therapy, genetic engineering, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, Healthcare, immune system, innovation, Lupus, LupusCraft, medical advancements, Medical research, Science, scleroderma, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Void Gems Collected:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

u know wat else is developed? dis epic minecraft server dat will cure ur boredom like a gene therapy for ur soul! join now and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs with ur superpowers!

we got dragons dat u can ride into battle and unicorns dat poop out diamonds! not to mention, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from griefers and hackers like a shield of awesomeness!

so come on down to dis epic minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! who needs gene therapy when u got us?!

Mining & Crafting Adventures in Oribridge! No squares or curls in sight! 1.19.2 and fabric approved!

1.19.2, Adventures, APPROVED, art, comfy, Community, Crafting, Croptopia, curls, Discord integration, Fabric, farmers delight, Forest, Friends, leaves, Lgbt, Mining, musica, Oribridge, Origins, proximity chat, Relaxed, Roleplay, Server, Sight, Spawn, squares, Streamer, Woods, YUNG’s structures

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Oribridge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Oribridge
Owner	Obfuscadia Studios
Features	Small modpack with good optimization Community-built spawn Origins mod and Origin: Classes Croptopia and Farmer’s Delight Musica for music YUNG’s structures Proximity Chat

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Oribridge Minecraft server?

Oribridge is a revamped server previously shut down around 2 and a half years ago. It is now managed by Obfuscadia Studios, aiming to provide a relaxed and friendly environment for players to enjoy.

2. What can I expect in the server?

Players can expect a small modpack with good optimization, various Origins to choose from, Croptopia and Farmer’s Delight mods, Musica for music, YUNG’s structures, and more. Discord integration is also available for communication with other players.

3. Is the server roleplay-friendly?

Yes, the server is roleplay encouraged, and players are welcome to engage in roleplaying activities.

4. Is there a welcoming community in Oribridge server?

Yes, the server aims to create a welcoming and inclusive environment for all players, including those who are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community.

5. How can I join Oribridge server?

You can join the Oribridge server Discord using the following link: Oribridge Discord.

6. Is there any content related to the server available on YouTube?

Yes, you can check out Oribridge server-related content on YouTube by visiting this link: Oribridge YouTube.

Amelia Watson’s Minecraft Server

Amelia, Amelia Watson, angel, appreciation thread, cute, dorky, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Kawaii, Minecraft, Server, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, vtuber culture, vtuber fanart, vtuber memes, Watsons, Wonderful

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where we worship the one and only, Amelia Watson! Join us as we build shrines in her honor, battle creepers with her signature detective skills, and embark on quests to find the legendary Watson sword (rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties, where we groove to Watson’s favorite tunes and show off our best moves. Plus, rumor has it that if you find all the hidden clues scattered throughout the server, you’ll unlock the secret to Amelia’s ultimate power.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of Watson love. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon sporting a deerstalker hat and pipe in honor of our favorite detective!

Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown

aging, balding, Confidence, countdown, genetics, hair care, hair growth, hair loss, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, hairline, hairline concerns, hairline health, hairline maintenance, hairline progression, hairline solutions, hairline treatment, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, receding hairline, self esteem, smp, thinning hair

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	2539	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Are you tired of losing your hairline and your investments in LINK? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch your hair grow back as you mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Rumor has it that our server is so lucky, just being on it will make your crypto investments skyrocket again! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic of Minecraft save your hairline and your portfolio!