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Early What Part of Leverkusen Are You From Minecraft SMP

Childhood, city, Community, District, Early, early life, geography, germany, heritage, Hometown, Identity, leverkusen, local ], location, Memories, Minecraft, Neighborhood, Origins, part, Place, Region, Roots, smp, upbringing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players from all over Leverkusen joining in on the fun. From the posh neighborhoods with diamond-studded houses to the quirky corners where villagers throw crazy parties, there’s never a dull moment in this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs like the elusive Ender Dragon, or if you want to show off your building skills by constructing a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead players to hidden chests filled with enchanted goodies and golden apples.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because in this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in Leverkusen!

Stop Making Early /MUG/s You Have Cursed Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5286	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Overlord. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize!

But beware, our server is known for its cursed early /MUG/s that have been plaguing players for centuries. Will you be the one to break the curse and restore peace to the land? Or will you join the ranks of the cursed and become a chicken for eternity?

So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow)!

Retiring in Thailand Early Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, comfortable living, corporate America, Debts, dropping out, Early, early retirement, feasible plan, financial independence, Investments, leaving the US, Living at home, mental health, Minecraft, nvidia, physical health, Portfolio, rat race, retiring, Retiring in Thailand, savings, smp, Southeast Asia, thailand, VOO

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	6841	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of the rat race and ready to escape to a tropical paradise like Thailand/SEA? Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your dream life today! With outrageous stories like leaving the US forever and never working again, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. We’ve got players with massive portfolios, no debts, and a knack for making wild investments in BTC/NVDA/VOO. Who needs a corporate job when you can live off your Minecraft earnings? Join us and make your wildest dreams a reality – just watch out for creepers along the way!

Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

“2000s”, Absurd, BIZARRE, buff, comedy, comedy movie, cult classic, dark comedy, dog, Early, early 2000s, eccentric, funny, Grandma, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, MM, Movie, offbeat, Outrageous, quirky, rape, Shocking.., smp, Twisted, Underrated

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5365	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	131	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

The Diamond Miners Minecraft SMP

appropriate, Beginning, Community, Conversation, Diamond, discussion, Early, forum, initiating, initiating conversation, Minecraft, miners, New thread., online forum, smp, Starting, starting a discussion, starting point, TDM, Thread, Timing, too early, Topic

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5621

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Early Riser Minecraft SMP

Australian adults, Early, early birds, early morning, early risers, healthy habits, Lifestyle, Minecraft, morning habits, morning people, morning routine, morning routine tips, productivity, riser, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep schedule, sleep statistics, sleep study, sleep trends, smp, waking up early, waking up early benefits

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Hey there, fellow early birds! Are you tired of waking up before the crack of dawn with no purpose? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must be awake and playing before 7am!

Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that the rarest, most elusive mobs only spawn in the early hours of the morning. Imagine coming face to face with a diamond-encrusted creeper or a zombie wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Early Riser’s Club, a group of players who have mastered the art of building epic structures while the rest of the world is still snoozing.

So come join us and show off your early morning Minecraft skills! Who knows what adventures await you in the pre-dawn hours of our server?

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

Boyfriend, breadwinner, career vs. personal life, cold, cold remedies, Communication, compromise, corporate lawyer, dramatic, Early, exaggeration, Illness, long hours, medical emergency, partner, Prioritization, relationship issues, Resentment, sick, Support, work, work ethic, workaholic

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

Body, body part, damaged, damaged body part, dark knight rises, Early, establish, Far.., Good movie, Hollywood, look down, Minecraft, Movie, moviewhy, Nonsensical, normies, part, REST, Sell, SELLING, smp, wrestling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	276
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

Breakfast, Dinner, Early, Loss, weight

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1790
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8369	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6327
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1536
Potions Brewed:	85	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	8753
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Craft.XetaByte.ru

Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	1697
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	2058
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyHabitBoost

Consistency, CraftyHabitBoost, daily routine, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management, wellness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil trolls with glitter bombs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary golden potato of eternal happiness!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, big tech, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, Claims, climate change, corporate accountability., Data Center, data management, data processing, data storage, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, greenhouse gases, IT infrastructure, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1165

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.