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Help Me Minecraft Server

Asking for help, can’t handle it alone, can’t manage on my own, feeling alone, feeling helpless, feeling lost, feeling overwhelmed, Minecraft, need a helping hand, need assistance, needing a hand, needing support, overwhelmed, reaching out, reaching out for help, requiring aid, seeking assistance, seeking guidance, Server, Struggling, support needed

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	3834
Animals Bred:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	433
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	161
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	198	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4412

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Crops Grown:	7579	Magic Items Found:	4381

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	180	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Votes:	9833
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	75	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!