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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8040 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Forget about adult responsibilities like paying bills and doing taxes – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough food to survive the night. And trust us, with our custom food mod that includes bacon-wrapped diamond sandwiches and enchanted golden apples, you’ll never go hungry again.
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons awaits those brave enough to seek it out. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Leave adulting behind and join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
