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Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2630
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Animals Bred:	72
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Towns Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	4337
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	104311
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Potions Brewed:	102	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	7600
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7943	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, ZANNCRAFT, ZANNCRAFT.RU, ZANNPASS

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132