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SongSucksMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of listening to terrible music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from bad tunes! Join us and you’ll never have to endure another cringe-worthy song again. Our server is protected by a magical jukebox that only plays bangers, so say goodbye to ear torture and hello to epic gaming vibes. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning bad songs into diamonds in-game. So why waste your time listening to awful music when you could be mining for precious gems in our awesome SMP? Join us now and rock out in style!

Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

Bombing, Chaos, coffee, comfort, Communists, Crafty, drug trade, EU, Eurocucks, indifference, Israhell, Mate, nationalism, oblivion, Problem, Problems, profit, Rich, Server, Sponsorship, Unitedstatians, US, Wars, world wars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	4894

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

#15yearsago, #15yearslater, #feelingold, #Holdmebros, #timeflies, #timepassing, 1999, blocks, brotherhood, Day, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Server, Throwback

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1726	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

Adventures, Anime, arrested, blocky, comedy, crime, friendship, funny, Heartwarming, humor, investigation, japanese, law enforcement, light-hearted, Manga, McBlockface, Police, quirky, slice of life, small town, Soremachi, tv show, You’re under arrest

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ores Mined:	4635
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

1. Ginger, 10. Acceptance, 11. Individuality, 12. Equality, 13. Red hair, 14. Misconceptions, 15. Beliefs, 16. Social issues, 17. Self-expression, 18. Cultural perceptions, 19. Human rights, 2. People, 20. Empowerment., 3. Souls, 4. Redheads, 5. Stereotypes, 6. Identity, 7. Discrimination, 8. Prejudice, 9. Diversity, Adventures, blocks, pixelated, Place, redheads, SoulfulGingerCraft, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, big, big boobas, body image, body positivity, BoobaCraft, Boobas, Chuubas, Diversity, empowerment, feminism, flat chest, Individuality, madness, Media influence, Minecraft, opinion, personal taste, physical appearance, Preferences, self esteem, self-confidence, societal norms, unite

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

Chat, Community, Conversation, discussion, Feedback, forum, Gamers, Gaming, internet, Media, MineCraftyMcCraftFace, ONLINE, opinion, Opinions, reactions, Social, think.., Thoughts, V, video games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	163	Votes:	876
Zombie Dances:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

Achaeans, Aesclipius, Arian, Arian Religion, arianism, Arians, Atenism, Babylon, Carians, Chaldeans, Church, creeper, cyrus, Edition, Hecate, HOLY, Human Agency, Indian Jews, Jesus Christ, Kali Shaivists, Kassites, Legacy, magi, Medea, Medes, Mitanni Vedics, Moral Topics, Ophiucus, Political, Rome, salvation, sea peoples, sparta, talmudic, Vedic Culture, Zeus Lepsynos

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

arousal, attractive, Boys, Crafty, cute, desire, Erotica, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, Gay, handsome, LGBTQ, Masturbation, Men, Naughty, Pleasure, Send, Sexuality, Shack, twink, twinks, young

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

accomplishment, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Child’s, FANTASY, feats, immersive story, isekai, japanese, light novel, Manga, Marriage, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Play, rare, Realistic, Realm, Reincarnation, respawn, rudeus, Rudys, Sylphy, Tenseis, time progression., Unique, world-building

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Animals Bred:	108
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	76	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Kik Kingdom

ava92518, BDSM, control, Crafty, discipline, Dominant, F4M, FANTASY, female domination, fetish, findom, foot worship, honest sub, Humiliation, kik, Kik mistress, Kingdom, mistress and sub, obedience, online relationship, Roleplay, sexting, submissive

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Animals Bred:	130
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!