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CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1458
New Chunks Explored:	34703	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?

SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	128810
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

CarmaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, car ownership, car registration, CarmaCraft, Communication, death, difficult situation, emotional distress, Empathy, financial burden, GRIEVING, legal obligations, Minecraft, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sold my car, stress, time constraints, title transfer, towing lot, unexpected death, work schedule

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Animals Bred:	154
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Votes:	8127
Farms Harvested:	356	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated adventures are the real-life dramas of our players! Join us for a server experience like no other, where selling cars and title transfers take center stage.

Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?

But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?

ExBlockDaddyNoPay

child support, child’s best interest, child’s living situation, child’s welfare, co parenting, court order., custody battle, ExBlockDaddyNoPay, family conflict, family dynamics, financial burden, financial struggles, financial support, legal obligations, Moving away, parental communication, Parental Responsibility, parenting decisions, shared custody, single parent, visitation rights

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
New Chunks Explored:	783625	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex trying to guilt trip you for child support? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home away from the moldy basements of grandparents. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create a world where child support drama doesn’t exist. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than in your ex’s parent’s basement. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

BrainBlockMC

action films, brain activity, brain imaging study, brain reaction, brain research, BrainBlockMC, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, comedies, crime films, documentaries, emotional processing, emotional response, favorite movies, film genre, movie genres, movie preferences, negative emotional stimuli, neuroscience, psychological study, thrillers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2108
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will be tested like never before! if u luv action films or comedies, u will react STRONGLY to all da crazy challenges we have in store for u! but if u prefer documentaries or crime films, u may have a WEAKER reaction, but don’t worry, we still have plenty of mind-bending puzzles and quests for u to conquer! come join us and see how ur brain works in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

Hobbitcraft SMP Season 2: Where even the smallest blocks can go on a big adventure!

Adventure, bedrock, big, blocks, building, Community, content creators, cross-platform, dedicated players, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable, Events, Exploring, Hobbitcraft, java, long term, Minecraft Experience, multiplayer, Safe Community, Season, smallest, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2472
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	New Chunks Explored:	943154
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Hobbitcraft SMP Overview

Description
Survival multiplayer server with a vanilla-inspired experience
Powered by plugins for custom items, dynamic mechanics, and player-driven economy
Friendly community with regular events and collaborative projects
Cross-platform support for Java and Bedrock players
Whitelist for safety and enjoyment, join Discord to get started

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted.

2. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, we have custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy powered by plugins.

3. What kind of events and projects does the server have?

We have regular events and collaborative projects for players to participate in.

4. Can I join if I am under 16 or over 21?

We are primarily looking for players in the 16-21 age range, but everyone is welcome to join.

5. Is there a Season system on the server?

Yes, we are gearing up for Season 2 and welcome dedicated players and content creators to be part of something long-term.

Crafty Impact Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Characters, console game, countdown, countdown event, Crafty, elemental powers, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, genshin impact, Impact, Kino, Live Stream, Minecraft, mobile game, Online Multiplayer, open world, pc game, RPG, Server, upcoming release

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop action! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, only 7ish hours until Kino…whatever that means!

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Minecraft Order

Advanced Quest, Anime NYC 2024, Back to School Campaign, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO Event Compendium, FGO Raw Database, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Gilgamesh (Archer) Pickup Summon, GRAND, Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, News, Order, Rateups in FGO JP, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp, summon

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	970827	Enchantments Applied:	141
Dimension Hops:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager love triangle and more twists than a minecart rollercoaster.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where the prize isn’t just XP, but bragging rights for eternity. Build the most outrageous structures you can think of, from giant pixel art to a replica of the Nether. And don’t forget to prank your fellow players with TNT traps and fake diamond ore.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so rare, it’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Plus, our community events are more lit than a lava lake, with costume contests, PvP tournaments, and even a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

FutureFossil Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Communication, cultural shift, Development, everyday object, Evolution, Forgotten, Future, FutureFossil, History, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, obsolete, progress, recognition, smp, society, Technology, transformation, unfamiliar

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we debate the most pressing questions of our time, like what everyday object people in the future won’t recognize! We have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the relics of the past, like floppy disks and VHS tapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with mystery and adventure, come join us!

BoomerCraft

acceptance, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, Contentment, embracing change, Evolving, Experience, Gratitude, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mindfulness, patience, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-care, wisdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	7825
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Emeralds Found:	998	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Are you starting to love more as you get older? Well, how about joining our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood memories of building epic structures and battling creepers, but with a hilarious twist!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or participating in epic dance-offs with skeletons. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you laughing until you cry.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!