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CraftyKhamenei’sWarMinecraftServer

Conflict, CraftyKhameneisWarMinecraftServer, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, political leaders, president, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

so like, u know how iran and israel are always like, not getting along? well, our server is like, the perfect place for them to like, chill and build stuff together instead of fighting all the time. like, our president is always telling khamenei to like, stop the war talk and just come play minecraft with us. it’s like, so much fun and everyone is like, laughing and having a good time. so like, if u wanna avoid war and just have a blast, come join our server and let’s all be friends and build cool stuff together. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

SpaceCraft60: No End in Sight

60 days, Astronauts, boeing, Endurance, extended stay, ISS, long duration mission, NASA, no end in sight, orbital journey, Sight, Space, space adventure, space exploration, space mission, space odyssey, space station, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceCraft60, spaceflight, STARLINER

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so like, imagine if those boeing starliner astronauts were actually playing on our minecraft server, they would never want to come back to earth! like, they’ve been in space for over 60 days now and they’re probably just building epic space bases and battling aliens and stuff.

our server is out of this world, literally! we have custom planets to explore, crazy alien mobs to fight, and even a black hole that leads to a secret dimension filled with diamonds and gold.

join our server and become the ultimate space explorer, leave those boring astronauts behind and come play with us in the stars! who needs gravity when you can fly around in a spaceship and mine for space ore? come join us, it’s a blast!

SpinelessNebbercracker

accident, animated film, broken spine, children’s movie, cleaned off, climbing down, constance, danger, Fall, haunted house, Horror, injury, monster house, Mr. Nebbercracker, preventing, rescue, spine injury, SpinelessNebbercracker, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Votes:	7216

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD! SO, ONE TIME, THIS DUDE NAMED MR. NEBBERCRACKER DIDN’T CLEAN UP CONSTANCE AND SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER HOUSE! LIKE, WUT?! IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U CAN PREVENT MONSTER HOUSES FROM TAKING OVER UR WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES COTTON CANDY! SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE MONSTER HOUSES GET U TOO! LOLZ!

TikTokBodyImageDisaster

body image, body positivity, body shaming, content moderation, Eating disorders, flagged content, harmful content, harmful effects, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, negative impact, online safety, platform responsibility, self esteem, social media, social media influence, tiktok, TikTokBodyImageDisaster, video consumption, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, like, u know how tiktok can mess with ur head, right? well, this server is like the opposite of that! here, u can build ur own world and be whoever u want to be without worrying about what other ppl think. no toxic vibes here, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have the most insane events like, once a month we have a giant pig race where u can win diamonds and stuff. so, like, join us and leave all that tiktok drama behind. u won’t regret it, i swear!

Prosper SMP: The Server Where Everyone Forgets Square & Curly Braces! 1.21! Age 16+ Only!

age, Anarchy, braces, build projects, clowns, Community, Curly, dedicated players, discord server, FORGETS, Friendly, games, Griefers, hackers, ideals, Join, Mature, Mature Community, Minecraft, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interest, smp, Square, Vanilla, Variety of Games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

Description

Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules for the server?	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
Do all members need to join the discord server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Here is the link to our discord server: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

BabyBiz Minecraft Server

adult baby, adult baby economy, BabyBiz, business opportunities, Community, Demand, Economy, Entrepreneurship, fetish, growth potential, Investment, Lifestyle, market research, Minecraft, niche market, online marketplaces, products, revenue streams, Roleplay, Server, Services, social media marketing, Supply

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and dive headfirst into the adult baby economy! That’s right, we’ve got a whole world dedicated to adult babies and their unique needs. From giant diaper factories to pacifier mines, you’ll never run out of ways to make a profit in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diaper Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of enchanted diapers. Will you be brave enough to face the Diaper Dragon and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey into the wild and wacky world of the adult baby economy! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GF_Grinder_MinecraftSMP

50k, Agreement, Capped, Commitment, Deal, finances, financial limitations, gf, GF_Grinder_MinecraftSMP, Girlfriend, LIMITATIONS, MONEY, net worth, Partnership, Proposal, relationship, restrictions, Value, wealth, WORTH..

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you might just find yourself a virtual girlfriend! That’s right, we have a special plugin that matches players up based on their in-game compatibility. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

NoRoom4USorry

apartment hunting, Boundaries, cold and callous, Communication, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, graduate student, lack of response, last minute, long distance, Moving, Négotiation, new chapter, NoRoom4USorry, PhD program, power dynamics, Relocation, renting, roommate, Time management, unprofessional

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Buildings Constructed:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Votes:	5873
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a graduate student trying to find housing? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the story of this poor landlord dealing with a flaky tenant.

Join us for the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next! Will your house suddenly disappear like this student’s housing opportunity? Will you be left hanging like the unanswered texts? The only way to find out is to join our server and experience the chaos for yourself.

Who needs a PhD program when you can navigate the drama of our Minecraft server? Come join us and see if you can survive the twists and turns of our virtual world. Just remember to communicate with your fellow players, or you might end up like this unfortunate landlord, feeling cold and callous.

CashFlowCraft SMP

achieving goals, CashFlowCraft, dream career, dream job, exploring passions, financial freedom, following dreams, fulfilling aspirations, living without limits, living without restrictions, living without worry, luxury lifestyle, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, pursuing dreams, pursuing happiness, pursuing interests, smp, ultimate freedom, unlimited opportunities, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	105	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1792
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1

If money wasn’t a problem, I’d be living it up on the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Picture this: a land where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers throw wild parties every night. Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragon-riding pigs, building castles out of enchanted cheese, and riding llamas into battle against evil bunnies. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyTelepathy

Collective consciousness, Communication, compassion, Connection, Consciousness, CraftyTelepathy, Empathy, Global, Humanity, long tail tags, love, mental connection, Message, mind reading, telepathic communication, telepathy, Thoughts, Understanding, Unity, world peace

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Animals Bred:	200	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

If you could telepathically say something to all 7.9 billion people on earth right now, you should totally join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and let’s create a world where llamas rule and dancing creepers are the norm!