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EagleKneelExitLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where leaving a party early won’t get you in trouble with your wife! Join us and experience the thrill of leaving a Super Bowl party before the game is even over – because who needs to watch all that post-game stuff anyway? Our server is perfect for sports fans who understand the importance of getting home at a reasonable hour on a work night. Plus, we promise not to judge you for wanting to leave early – unlike some people we know. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some epic Minecraft adventures! -
EagleEyePartyCentral
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can host epic watch parties for the Eagles (or any other team)? Look no further! Our server may not have a small office or a three seat recliner couch, but we do have virtual seating for all your friends (and their significant others, even if they’re Packers or Patriots fans)!Join us for a Super Bowl celebration like no other, where you can walk down to our virtual City Hall and celebrate with the rest of the city (virtually, of course). Don’t worry about limited space or seating, because in our Minecraft world, the possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and show your team spirit, no matter who you root for. And remember, in our world, everyone is an Eagles fan (or at least they can pretend to be for the day). See you there!
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EagleS Tanker Trouble – Estlink 2 Mischief
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BAM! You get a message from the Finnish Police saying there’s, like, this crazy Eagle S tanker causing chaos and messing up power cables! And guess what? It’s all goin’ down on our server!Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you’ll be dodging tankers and fixing power cables while trying to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the day from the evil tanker! See you there, adventurer!
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Eagle Theft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of those sneaky Germans stealing your eagles? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have an army of pixelated eagles ready to protect your precious loot! Join us and witness epic battles between players riding eagles and German invaders trying to snatch them away. It’s a wild ride filled with feathers, fury, and lots of laughs. So come on over and show those Germans who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible! -
Eagles at Rams SMP Minecraft Game Night #4
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, there’s a dragon guarding it who only speaks in riddles and challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot.But that’s not all! We have a custom plugin that turns all mobs into friendly pandas who will follow you around and do your bidding. Want a panda army to take on your enemies? You got it! And don’t even get me started on the giant flying chickens that drop loot chests wherever they go.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?
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Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).
Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.
But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!
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LungBoostedBirds
come join our wacky minecraft server where we have SOARING BIRDS as our main attraction! imagine flying around on an osprey or an EAGLE, just flapping your wings and causing chaos everywhere you go. our birds have super lungs that make them fly faster and stronger, like they’re on a never-ending energy drink binge.you’ll see falcons zooming past you, vultures diving down to pick up loot, and eagles swooping in to steal your diamonds. it’s a bird lover’s dream come true, except with a lot more explosions and lava pits.
so why wait? join our server and experience the thrill of flying with birds that have the lung capacity of a superhero. who needs a plane when you have a flock of flying machines at your disposal? come fly with us, it’s a bird-tastic adventure waiting for you!
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Crafty AF Land
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Swans vs Carlton game? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Join now and experience the thrill of battling it out like Collingwood vs Adelaide at the MCG!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it’s like GWS vs Western at ENGIE Stadium on steroids! And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we’ve got Saints vs Dockers at Marvel Stadium, where anything goes!
And if you’re still not convinced, how about Lions vs Richmond at the Gabba? It’s a showdown of epic proportions that will leave you on the edge of your seat! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness of Essendon vs North at Marvel Stadium, where the stakes are higher than ever!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Port vs Hawthorn at Adelaide Oval, where the competition is fierce and the battles are legendary! And if you’re up for a challenge, don’t miss Eagles vs Melbourne at Optus Stadium in Perth, where the action is non-stop and the excitement never ends!
So come on, join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of the ultimate showdowns that will leave you breathless and begging for more! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CussCraft: Fair Game Edition
expressing emotions, setting boundaries, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., hurt feelingsAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with love, betrayal, and curse words!Experience the thrill of a long-distance relationship with our unique gameplay where you can team up with your boyfriend and his best friend. Will you stay up late on video calls or will you fall asleep and face the consequences?
Watch out for unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through the challenges of maintaining a virtual relationship. Will you stand your ground against abusive language or will you join in on the cursing fun?
Join now and unleash your inner drama queen on our server. Remember, love hurts, but Minecraft drama is forever!
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FlawlessBae in Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, if you join, all your flaws will be erased, like poof, gone. It’s like a magical spell or something, I don’t even know how it works but it’s amazing.So, like, I joined this SMP and suddenly I was the best builder ever. I built a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn, it was epic. And then I found a partner who had this superpower where they could make diamonds rain from the sky. Like, what even is that? It was insane.
But yeah, if you join this SMP, you’ll find the perfect partner who will make all your flaws disappear. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the magic for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.