eafc 24 career mode Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyChop

Axed soon, CraftyChop, lmao, piss, REST, Shit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

athlete, Basketball, basketball career, Basketball Player, Derek, derek fisher, Derek Fisher biography, Derek Fisher career, Derek Fisher highlights, Derek Fisher stats, Fisher, jazzed, madness, Minecraft, NBA, NBA player, player, Point Guard, professional athlete, sports, TEAM, Utah, utah jazz, Utah Jazz history, Utah Jazz player

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

acceptance, emotional well being, Epidemic, fake news, Gratitude, Happiness, life lessons, LonelyCraft, Male loneliness, man, mental health, personal growth, perspective, positivity, reality check, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, societal pressure, toxic masculinity

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

altcoins, Blockchain, CraftyCryptos, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, Financial, high reward, high risk, hodl, investing, Investments, Losses, market, market trends, PROFITS, pump and dump, Risk, shitcoins, speculation, Stable, Trading, volatility

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Animals Bred:	138	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

SamuraiCraft

action, Adventure, badass, black protagonist, black samurai, Bravery, Epic, epic tale, Hero, historical fiction, Honor, Japan, legend, legend in the making, legendary warrior, Protagonist, Samurai, SamuraiCraft, sword fighting, Thriller, warrior

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

assertive, bold, brave, Confidence, confident woman, ConfidentCraft, Courageous, CREEPERS, determined, Empowered, fear, FEARLESS, fearless attitude, fearless demeanor, fearless mindset, fearless spirit, fearless woman, Powerful, Resilient, self-assured, self-confidence, STRONG, unafraid

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!

RedstoneRiot

Bilingual, color, culture, dream, Everything.., Experience, Future, Hope, Language, Life, Live, long trail tags, Optimistic, Passion, red, RedstoneRiot, see, Spanish, speak, tags, vibrant

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Emeralds Found:	8928	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Potions Brewed:	57

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Picture this: you log in and suddenly everything is in RED and speaking SPANISH! Yes, you heard that right. The trees, the animals, even the blocks themselves are all speaking Spanish and glowing red. It’s like a fiesta in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Mountain, where you can mine for delicious tacos instead of boring old ores. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Piñata Pig, who drops all sorts of amazing loot when you break him open.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knew playing in red and speaking Spanish could be so much fun? ¡Vamos!

Crafty McCraftface: Server of Epic Fails and Epic Wins

ANONYMOUS, community feedback, Crafty, data analysis, data collection, Decision making, digital survey, Epic, Fails, Feedback, internet poll, market research, McCraftface, No. 918420557, online poll, opinion, poll, polling website, public opinion, Server, Strawpoll, survey, user engagement, user response, Voting, Wins

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. It was like a Minecraft fever dream! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the madness on our server. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you!

MemeCraft – LOLs & Blocks Galore

Aigis, Anti Spammer Tech, art, best girl, Birthday Chart, blocks, China, Draw Corner, Episode Aigis, Galore, guides, lols, Media assets, Memecraft, metaphor, Music, OC, Ohya, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, persona 3 reload, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, Persona Live Tour 2024, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, The First Mission

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	9547
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. 3. The server currency is not gold or diamonds, but rather rare blocks of cheese that can only be found by defeating the legendary Cheese Dragon. 4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. 5. If you manage to find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Dutch still salty we looted and booted their wooden shoes

bitter, Booted, Colonialism, Colonization, Decades, discrimination, Diversity, Dutch, European, hapas, History, imperialism, Import, integration, kicked out, Killed, LOOTED, Migration, Multiculturalism, mutts, nafris, Netherlands, racism, SALTY, Shoes, The Dutch, wooden

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Emeralds Found:	858
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Nafris running loose in Amsterdam? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Dutch are still bitter about it. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. Who needs hapas mutts when you’ve got Nafris and a whole lot of fun on this server? Join now and let the madness begin!